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Dialogue clips by episode:

Whole season zip file: This file contains all the season's MP3 clips posted below, numbered for easy sorting

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Episode 1:
"Deadwood"

'Scuse my ill humor Clammy Hands
Fuck us all How stupid do you think I am?
I enjoy the way you lie ...and pussy's half price
...That you or me Montana? Any more gunplay gets answered
Flatter than hammered shit Where I'm the only one with balls
No law at all in Deadwood Tighter than a bull's ass...
...none of your fuckin' business. What kind of fuckin' luck I got
Inform your dealers and whores  
 
Episode 2:
"Deep Water"
Same dead roach Don't wait too long
Counter offer Don't tell me...
Counter offer short version If irritating me's the jackpot...
No loose ends And now I've killed you
I'd rather be lucky Row row row your boat
...as them that set out to do harm.  
   

Episode 3:
"Reconnoitering The Rim"

I don't collude I know you!
I speak French Who cut the cheese?
I speak French short version Who cut the cheese short version
Make it look like an accident Morning's entertainment
Soap with a prize! I will take it to play poker
Kiss my ass  Getting the trust beat outta you
   
Episode 4:
"Here Was A Man"
Some boys can't go near a cliff Can you let me go to hell...
Did she just ask to borrow money? Double fuckin' solitaire!
Listen to the thunder  
 
Episode 5:
"The Trial Of Jack McCall"
Are you dead? EB's speech  (1.8 MB)
Get to fuckin' Hair from a heathen
Happy to help I appologize
Run for your life Should it ever be your misfortune...
So much blood (sermon)  (1.5 MB) Sometimes I wish...
You want a blowjob while we talk? Anything else on your schedule?
 
Episode 6:
"Plague"
A whore's thinking You can't beat a saloon
Be brief Butt-ugly
Don't make me do it different Free gratis
Full range of expression Keep a girl company?
May I say, Dan... No rebuke too vial...
Questions in that tone... Declare or shut the fuck up
   
Episode 7
"Bullock Returns To the Camp"
Calamity Jane Do your drinkin at the bar...
Say what you're gonna say... Special sweepin technique
Them that's healed under my care... Interesting piece of strange
Specialists Soften him up some?
   
Episode 8
"Suffer The Little Children"
B stands for Bold Disposal fees
I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little Indicating interest
Put that out of it's misery That's how ya scrub a blood stain.
   
Episode 9
"No Other Sons Or Daughters"
You need some rest... The club of most of us
Conductor of this meeting Dim-wittedness
Drink Mare's piss Anyone felled from those canned peaches?
If this is His will... I'm in a position... 
Lift your skirts and jump One vile task after another
Utter Mail and Charlie Freight  
   
Episode 10
"Mr Wu"
I ain't no hypocrite Among Friends  (2 MB)
Cocksucka Degenerate tit-licker
Breakfast vittles Get a haircut
Lickin' a stump Name of another tailor
You can't cut the throat... You have to admire me for it...
Please, take your passage...
   
Episode 11
"Jewel's Boot Is Made For Walking"
It's a cold enough world... I'm knocked up
I'd lick a bear's ass  Sally fuckin' forth
What can any of us hope for? Your own flesh and blood...
Jes that affectionate You owe me $5
 
Episode 12
"Sold Under Sin"
Announcing your plans Flankin' maneuvers
Blood stain Fuck the calvary
I get the bag of shit If he don't die...
It must cost you sleep My Daddy
Not sure I take your inference What kind of man have I become?
   
Episode audio commentaries (from DVD set)
Episode 1: David Milch (57 MB)
Episode 4: Molly Parker / Keith Carradine (54 MB)
Episode 5: Brad Dourif / Robin Weigert  (52 MB)
Episode 12: Ian McShane / Tim Olyphant (55 MB)
 

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