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Episode 13:
"A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 1"
The air's gone fixed Cause for cuttin' some throat
Dear Mrs. Bullock (1.2MB) Hurry the sorry word..
Messages from invisible sources... No good women 
Biscuits, piping fresh! Saves time...
That's enough cleverness on that subject Till I've had my way with the corpse
Watch it! Welcome to fuckin' Deadwood!
You would not wanna be staring like that Account for your insult....
Music from credits
"Not Dark Yet" by Bob Dylan
Music credits are gleaned from a variety of sources, accuracy is not guaranteed.
Episode 14:
"A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 2"
I suggest you quit drinkin' He 12-pointed Slippery Dan
Ain't it always a trial... Cocky rejoiners
A deep whiff walkin' past Do not interfere with me in any way!
Do you mock me? Entangled inebriate
One gigantic throb Plant me with a view
The song of the bedstead Storm clouds gather
Talk about one person.... Tonight, throughout Deadwood... (1.2MB)
Wanna fast blowjob? The bundling board
Whatever lurks ahead....  
Music from credits
"Business You're Doin'" by Lightnin' Hopkins
 
Episode 15:
"New Money"
Contracting to be fucked Even in an Eden like this....
Fuckin' progress Here, in my girl's world
I'll pay you...or.. My deepest gratitude
Sore disappointed the hat
The savage sea  (1.5MB) The exception that proves the rule
A small and brackish pool The camp pugilist
Did they speak that way? $2 handshake
Kindly shut your fuckin' mouth I wish I was a tree
Are you trifling with me? I always pay for pussy
The fabled leviathon  
Music from credits
"Skin and Bones" by Ann Rabson
   
Episode 16:
"Requiem For A Gleet"
A big club Clean money
Led by their dicks Terrible noise.....like fate
The levy will hold  (1.3 MB) Gold and rumor
I yearn for a stronger will  (1 MB) Tough fuckin' day 
Morning Intercourse I'm signin' my X
Take no tongue with me... Miserable haughty cunt...
This place smells like shit  
Music from credits
"The Fox" by Bill Staines
 
Episode 17:
"Complications"
(formerly "Difficulties")
A beloved household pet... Developments need interpretatin'
You're purty Disburse this riotous assembly...
Ass of a drunken shitbird Fuck the future...
High and holy bullshit I sleep anywhere ma'am
I'm thirsty... A miserable disposition
You fuck me while I was out? The gathering of a bell...
Don't get me started... This statement means nothing...
...needs his trousers taken off. Pithy and Civil
Yawning chasm of a mouth ignorant cocksucker
Music from credits
"Life Is Like That" by Big Bill Broonzy
 
Episode 18:
"Something Very Expensive"
Obstinancy and hostile disposition Do not misconduct yourself again...
I bet you told the whore.... Do not misconduct yourself again - short version
I'm goin' in... Who do you work for?
Believing yourself past surprise... (1 MB) Who do you work for - short version
We must not let you be past surprise, Doris. Come up and fuck me...
Something very expensive San Fransisco cocksucker
Dat school dat teached you dat The sheltering hand
Fuck or be fleeced People angry at their difficulties...
An interesting turn of mind Ride one off the cliff
Music from credits
"Pretty Polly" by Hilarie Burhans
 
Episode 19:
"E.B. Was Left Out"
Black Darjeeling Draggin' that fuckin' leg
Earn a trip out the fuckin' window I'll have that effect
I don't know, I'm not a man It's no picknick, runnin' pussy
Pussified shootin' instrument Stand it like a man
That'd leave you with nothin' You are tough to be a friend to
Tread lightly... We are dwarfs...
Please minimize your obscenity  Penny for your thoughts
She the jealous type?
Music from credits
"A Prayer" by Madeleine Peyroux
 
Episode 20:
"Childish Things"
A laydown you propose! Are you the cocksucker?
Thanks for brushin' against my prick Dan's retort
Refined spirits will sometimes convulse me Suck cock by choice
Tolerating a different point of view What's killin' you?
When a boulder needs haulin' That it ain't been previously swallowed
 Boulder haulin' - short version You still outstrip him...
Music from credits
"Rattlesnake" by Spider John Koerner
 
Episode 21:
"Amalgamation And Capital"
A path to joy... Cloud hauling
Don't act entitled Fuck off
I like my fuckin' liquer Including youth, Mr Manual?
Knowledge is over-rated Nippy on my twat
I get top fuckin' dollar! ...best have 5 cappers ready!
I'd like the ball scores a little more prompt If no trees or animals kill you...
Don't guarantee what you'll never do  
Music from credits
"Momma's Gonna Buy" by Vera Ward Hall
 
Episode 22:
"Advances, None Miraculous"
Any more to that fuckin' thought? I am a sinner, but...
I know He's myopic If I have to come over there...
Like a turtle with it's legs wigglin' No chance, Leon.
Operatin' on a whale When given to utterance of that type...
What for?
Music from credits
"Calling All Angels" by Jane Siberry & K. D. Lang
 
Episode 23:
"The Whores Can Come"
Act civilized, even if you ain't Avarice and stupidity
Burned my snatch!! Fuckin caskets    (1 MB)
Jane, on bathing. Seven kinds of cock breath
Shut the fuck up! Others should stay out of the process 
Thank you, in whale talk.  
Music from credits
"Hey Willy Boy" by Townes Van Zandt
 
Episode 24:
"Boy-The-Earth-Talks-To"
A digestive crisis A love match
Alma's speech   (1.3 MB) Concentration
Gibbering like a simian Only a fuckin' hobby
Shall I part thou leather lips? The earth talks to us
We ain't done fuckin' dancin' You smell like cat piss
Music from credits
"Stay A Little Longer" by Bob Wills And His Texas Playboys
 
Episode Audio Commentaries (from DVD set)

Episode 13: (2 separate commentaries)
Tim Olyphant / Ian McShane
(45 MB)
Molly Parker / Anna Gunn (45 MB)

Episode 15: David Milch (54 MB)

Episode 17: Greg Feinberg (54 MB)

Episode 19: (2 separate commentaries)
Kim Dickens / William Sanderson / Dayton Callie
  (47 MB)
Powers Boothe / Garret Dillahunt  (47 MB)

Episode 22: John Hawkes / Paula Malcomson (45 MB)

Episode 23: (2 separate commentaries)
Tim Olyphant / Anna Gunn
  (43 MB)
Ian McShane / Paula Malcomson  (43 MB)

 
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