JOHN FROM CINCINATI

(Episode 2)

 

Transcription By Groggy (assisted by Coco)

 

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(Imperial Beach.  Morning.  Cass, the attractive young blonde woman, is lurking again.  Today, however, Shaun isn’t the one she‘s spying.  Today it’s Mitch.  From the beach, Cass watches him perform his morning ritual.  She watches him surf.  She watches him walk the board from back to front, then front to back as the surf roils about his feet.  This morning though, Mitch is not alone on the water.  Kai is out there too.  Mitch comes out of the water.)

 

Kai:  (calling from her board as she rides one in)  Hey, old man!  (wading through the backwash of the surf near the beach)  I didn’t realize I was this far down.  I kept catching those really long rights.

Mitch:  Keep doing that, and you’ll end up in Rosarita.

Kai:  Hey, I didn’t mean to intrude.

Mitch:  It’s a long walk back.  My car is here if you want a ride.  (Mitch and Kai start walking toward his wagon.  Cass is waiting to intercept them.) You should watch your feet.  I stepped on a syringe here yesterday.

Kai:  Welcome to the sloughs.  Who’s that chick?  Is she a fan of yours?

Mitch:  All my fans are in retirement homes.

Cass:  (approaching)  Mitch Yost, you probably don’t remember me, but I met you once.  Pipe Masters.  I was 15.  And I got to tell you, I had a big crush.  My name is Cass.

Kai:  (to herself)  Give me a fucking break.

Mitch:  I didn’t notice, huh?

Cass:  I was still knock-kneed with braces.

Mitch:  Well, everything changes.

Cass:  Yeah, I make movies now.

Kai:  Uh, thanks anyway, Pop.  I’m gonna walk and get some air.

Mitch:  All right, Kai.

Kai:  Nice car, chick.

Mitch:  (checking out Cass’s Porsche)  These are hard to find.

Cass:  I like vintage, what can I say?  So, I’m doing this film called “Legends.”  (handing Mitch her card)  I would love to shoot you for it.  I know this really isn’t your kind of thing.  But you know my name…and you’ve got my number.  Just think about it.

Mitch:  Okay. (Cass gets in her Porsche and drives away.  Mitch goes to the back of his vintage wagon.  He drops his mat on the ground, then pours his daily gallon of water over his head.)

 

(Cut to Bill Jacks at home.  He’s on the phone.)

 

Bill:  (answering question)  Bill Jacks.  Why’d I hang up?  I got tired of being held on hold.  Good thing I’m not being robbed here.  I’m looking into a nut-job…ascertain if he’s wanted or missing.  I got his prints here.  I want them lifted.  Why am I calling ahead?  Well, Anderson, that’s to avoid standing there like a mope with my hat in my hand someplace I worked 16 years while my request is walked through channels.  What are the prints on?  You ask me that, I think maybe you haven’t tried the water fountain this morning.  Because, being the nut-job drank from the station house fountain yesterday, Anderson, his prints are on the fucking handle which I am in the fucking possession of.  Hey, you know what?  Fuck you, where you gonna drink?  Try the fucking toilet!  And while you’re in there, go fuck yourself!  But what you really ought to be doing is updating the goddamn bulletin board! (Bill Jacks slams the phone down!) Preparation for the celebration of the millennium was a goddamn disgrace.  (lowering himself into a chair)  16 fucking years.

 

(Cut to Butchie’s room at the Snug Harbor.  Butchie’s in bed, and John is on a mattress on the floor.  Butchie is just waking up, John appears to already be awake.)

 

Butchie:  How did you sleep?

John:  How did you sleep?

Butchie:  I slept, you know.  You know,  (getting up and heading for the bathroom)  I do know that I’m not feeling dopesick right now. (John follows Butchie into the bathroom.) What are you doing?  You gotta take a horrendous dump too?  ‘Cause I gotta take a horrendous dump, pal.

John:  I gotta take a horrendous dump.

Butchie:  Fuck.  Firsties on the can.  I got the face.  (Butchie shakes a coin in a cup and spills it to decide who dumps first.  [NOTE: not entirely clear how Butchie determined who got to dump first]) Damn!  But make it quick.  All right?  (helping John)  Drop your pants, ass on that seat, baby, and push.  I gots to go.  (exiting, then pacing outside the bathroom)  Come on. (Sitting on the crapper with the door wide open, John stares cluelessly up at Butchie.) Oh, shit.  Are you shy about doing your business, John?

John:  I’m shy about doing my business.

Butchie:  Shit, I haven’t seen you dump or take a leak since you got here.  Do you want me to step outside?

John:  I don’t know, Butchie, instead.

Butchie:  Hey, we all have our quirks and wrinkles, pal.  It is all good. (Butchie steps outside.)

 

(Cut to the Yost home.  Shaun is sitting at a table looking at his laptop screen.)

 

Shaun:  Jo Jo got through his heat.

Cissy:  (sighs)  Shaunie.

Shaun:  Anyways… (We see Linc lurking outside the kitchen door, Cissy finally spots him, Cissy moves toward him.)

Linc:  (calling through the door)  Shaunie Yost!  I got your demo.  Man, it rocks.  (to Cissy)  It’s about Shaun and the event at Huntington.  Give me two minutes to tell you what I can do.

Cissy:  Well, hurry up.  (opening the door)  Mitch will be home any minute.

 

(Cut to the Snug Harbor.  Butchie is waiting anxiously outside Room F.  He sees Ramon crossing the Snug’s parking lot with a couple of bags of groceries.)

 

Butchie:  What’s shaking, Ramon?

Ramon:  Dickstein said the new owner’s coming over.

Butchie:  Strapped like he was yesterday?

Ramon:  Should be relevant to you, since you’re supposed to be gone now.

 

(Butchie goes back inside.)

 

Butchie:  You dumped out yet, John?

John:  I’m dumped out.

Butchie:  Stand up and pull your pants up.  This kid’s turn on the crapper.  (John pulls his pants up as he stands.) There you go.  Come on.  (urging John out of the bathroom as John fumbles with his zipper)  Do that outside.  I gotta go.  (pulling out a chair for John)  Here.  Park it right here, my man.  Good.  Well done. (Back in the bathroom, Butchie drops his pants and takes a seat.) A-plus on the fume control, pal.  Radio silence until further notification!  (grunting as his fist clenches)  This is a dump that a grown man can be proud of!

 

(Cut to the Yost home.   Cissy, Linc and Shaun sit around a table.  Mitch enters.)

 

Mitch:  What the hell are you doing here?

Cissy:  You need to hear him, Mitch. 

Linc:  Shaun is back in at Huntington. 

Mitch:  You muscled him in?  Yeah, that’s the way it goes, Shaunie.  You miss your heat…as long as you can hear the money talk, you got no problem.  You just sign up with the man, get the sponsor’s push, win yourself a Hummer.

Cissy:  Just this once, Mitch, think what Shaun wants.

Linc:  (to Shaun)  You know, I was a grom just like you once, always in the water.  Totally stoked 24/7.  I felt like I was tapping into something bigger.  And I’ll tell you, a lot of people can paddle out there and get that rush, but to be able to give them a taste of it just by watching, no, that’s something different.  And I never had that.  Not like you…and your dad…and your grandpa.  But I could see that people would pay to see those who could do it. And I made some money.  And I made some mistakes.  Your dad, Butchie, was one of them.  I was young, and he was changing the sport.  All I could see was that him being a bad boy was good for business.  I thought the image was the thing.  What I see now, what it’s taken me years to see, is the thing itself--that’s the thing.  And I don’t have to show them any more than that.

Mitch:  To get them to buy the thing that you want to sell them.

Linc:  Well, what if I’m selling them the thing for itself?

Cissy:  I think you’re a fucking saint.

Linc:  Well, I got all the money I need, Cissy.

Mitch:  Yeah, well, that makes it a little easier.

Linc:  It’s the way some of us need it.  Does that rule me off the team?

Shaun:  I’d like to compete. I like it.

Linc:  If you feel me going off with Shaun, just tell me.  I would be grateful to hear it.

Mitch:  (mulling, mulling, mulling)  No image.

Linc:  Just him…and some really great waves.

Mitch: (To Shaun) So, Huntington’s a crossed-up swell.  What do you think? You want to try a new stick?

Shaun:  I might try it. (Cissy comes over and hugs Shaun.)

 

(Cut to John and Butchie, walking out on the pier.)

 

Butchie:  A day like this, John, if you can get the dealer’s ass out of bed, the pier’s a nice place to cop a fix.

John:  Let’s get the dealer’s ass out of bed, Butchie.

Butchie:  We’re not here to score, my brother, although I can’t say why I’m not getting dopesick.

 

(John and Butchie happen upon Vietnam Joe, who‘s fishing off the pier.)

 

Vietnam Joe:  Found your man, eh, frat boy? 

John:  Comfy-cozy, sweet pea.

Butchie:  How didn’t I figure you two know each other?

Vietnam Joe:  We don’t.  I drove him over to your place yesterday.  I never got high overseas like I needed to get after that ride.

Butchie:  (calling to John as he begins to wander down the pier)  Did you come in through the sloughs, John?  And don’t go over the railing.

John:  I came in through the sloughs, and I won’t go over the railing, Butchie.

Butchie:  Is that where you picked him up?

Vietnam Joe:  You think he may be a Mexican?

Butchie:  I’m trying to get a line on him, Joe.

Vietnam Joe:  Why do you think I needed to fire up that fatty?

 

(John, looking out on the water through an observation telescope, seems to be hearing Butchie’s whispering voice, as if John can “hear” what Butchie is thinking:  “My old man levitated.  I’m not feeling sick.  John, what the hell is going on?  John, you can be honest with me, man, tell me what’s going on.  John, tell me what the fuck’s going on!”   [NOTE: subject to interpretation])

 

Butchie:  (from behind)  What are you looking at out there, John?  What do you see?

John:  What do you want, Butchie?

Butchie:  Come on, pal, we’ll figure it all out.  (as John and Butchie pass Vietnam Joe on their way off the pier)  Joe, smoke another fatty, baby.

 

(Cut to Ramon and Dickstein in the Snug Harbor office.)

 

Ramon:  So, he said to meet here in the office?

Dickstein:  Specifically, inside the office.  Seemed in good spirits when he called.

Ramon:  Yesterday too until he pulled out his gat.  (Barry enters the office, a couple bags in his hands.)

Barry:  Buenos dias, Ramon.

Ramon:  Buenos dias.

Barry:  And a hearty shalom, Attorney Dickstein.  (lifting the bags in his hands to draw attention to them)  Hot from the Panaderia.  Empanadas, churros, coffee.

Dickstein:  Oh, thank you.

Barry:  (to Ramon)  I see you drink tea.

Ramon:  Si, "anti-dioxin".

Barry:  Also, I bear news that the motel will not be leveled.

Ramon:  Is that so?

Barry:  It is so, Ramon.  I had a vision, gentlemen. 

Ramon:  Is that how you got the number for the jackpot?

Barry:  In fact, Ramon, yes.  I often get visions after my seizures.  Eventful days like yesterday do tend to bring them on.  Teddy and I had quite the siege. 

Ramon:  The next drawing is on Tuesday.  I looked it up.

Barry:  No, no numbers in last night’s vision, Ramon.  I am called, among other things, to learn to surf.

Dickstein:  I have the perfect board for you to learn on.

Ramon:  Ain’t you glad now you didn’t blow your brains out yesterday?

(Freddy, Butchie’s dealer, appears in the office doorway.)

Dickstein:  Motel is closed.  Change of ownership.

Freddy:  Butchie…Yost.

Ramon:  He went out, Butchie.  He’s in number F.  You could leave it on the door if you want to leave a message. 

Freddy:  I’ll give it to him when he shows up. 

Barry:  (pulling a pastry phallus out of the one of the bags)  Oh, pastry while you wait? (Freddy leaves.) Why raise a building for what its walls have seen?  Why not imagine its shuttered saloon as some homier place of entertainment?  Renovate the guest rooms, upgrade, liberate them.  Why not Room 24?  (Barry goes over to the pegboard on which room keys hang and liberates a key.) Excuse me. (Barry leaves the office.)

Ramon:  It’s his joint.  (looking out at Freddy, hanging by his car in the parking lot)  He looks like the Bowser guy from Sha-Na-Na.

 

(Inside Room 24.  Complete darkness.  The sound of the door unlocking.)

 

Barry:  (whispering outside)  It’s okay.  (with the door slowly opening)  It’s okay.  It’s okay.  (With the door wide open, Barry looks in.  He gasps!) No, no, no, no. (He flees.)

 

(Cut to Bill Jacks at home.  He’s in his living room  Birds squawk.  There’s a knocking at the door.)

 

Bill:  Yeah.

Shaun:  (from outside)  It’s Shaun, Bill.

Bill:  Hey, Shaun, come on in.  Give me a hand here.  I’m just about to clean up these cages.

Shaun:  Guess what?

Bill:  You found a dinosaur egg.

Shaun:  I’m back in the contest.

Bill:  Is that so?

Shaun:  That contest at Huntington I missed yesterday.  This guy is getting me back in.  My heat’s in two hours.

Bill:  Jesus, that doesn’t leave us much--

Shaun:  My gramma and grampa are taking me.

Bill:  Is that so?

Shaun:  This guy talked to them.  We left Dad a message.  Maybe he’ll come too.

Bill:  Good, fine.

Shaun:  You want to go up there with us?  My gram and gramps are right outside.

Bill:  Right outside?  Jesus, Shaun, no.  I can’t.  (escorting Shaun to and out the door)  This is a family outing.  This is…this is a family thing.  I can’t go.  Now, you go ahead.

Cissy:  (in the wagon)  Bill’s not coming.

Mitch:  Well, there’s that.

Bill:  (calling out from the doorway to Mitch and Cissy)  Thanks, anyway.  I’ll cheer him on from down here.

Cissy:  That’s all right, Bill, we understand.

Bill:  I’ve gotta get after the accumulation.  They’re crap machines.  My birds, they’re crap machines. 

Mitch:  Ahh…

Bill:  You do good, Shaunie.  Drive safe. (Shaun gets in the wagon, Mitch starts it up, and the wagon pulls away.  Bill goes back in the house.  He stands in the middle of the living room.)

Good for them.  Maybe Shaun’s ne’er-do-well father and his jerkoff sidekick will go up there too.  Wouldn’t that would be nice.

 

(Cut to Cass in her parked Porsche.  She’s talking on the phone to Linc, who‘s parked on the opposite side of the street in his SUV.)

 

Linc:  She’s like the kid’s second mother.  I can’t believe she saw you hit on Mitch this morning.

Cass:  You know, Linc, I actually do make films.

Linc:  That’s the trick.  That’s what you’re supposed to make her think you’re here for.

Cass:  Arguably, it is what I’m doing here.

Linc:  Is it…arguably?

Cass:  I’ll see you at Huntington.

Linc:  Yeah, you’ll see me, but you won’t fucking talk to me.

Cass:  Yeah, and for Christmas I was thinking I could either run you over in the street or enroll you in a Tony Robbins seminar.

 

(Cut to the surf shop.  Kai is leaving Butchie a message on his voice mail.)

 

Kai:  Butchie, hey.  I guess you and young Einstein are out.  Anyway, so Cissy called and she must have spiked Mitch’s wheat germ.  He’s letting Shaun surf in the contest at Huntington.  I bet Shaun would like it if you went up there. (The bell on the surf shop door rings.  Cass enters the otherwise customer-bereft shop.) I’m not going.  I’m hip deep in customers here.  (harshly whispering into the phone)  Huntington, shit-for-brains.  (turning her attention to Cass)  Did you get Mitch in your Porsche?  You show him how the gear box worked?

Cass:  I make movies.  I want to make one about Mitch.  It’s obvious that he respects you a lot, although it’s not as obvious as you and I getting off on the wrong foot this morning.

Kai:  No sale, chick.  Mitch’s wife just called--Cissy.  Shaun’s in an event at Huntington.  First time Mitch ever let him enter.

Cass:  Well, maybe I’ll go.

Kai:  Yeah, maybe I’ll go too. (As Cass is leaving)  You know, that family’s got enough of their own problems, but can’t we all still do our little parts to make them worse?

 

(Cut to Mitch, Cissy and Shaun on the road in the wagon.  Silence.  They all though seem somehow reflective and positive about the trip.  Subtle smiles of one sort or another inform each of their faces.)

 

(Cut to Bill Jacks at home.)

 

Bill:  I’ll tell you something, and I’m not a frightened person by nature--but I’m afraid here suddenly.  I’m feeling a real…genuine frightened feeling .  Something’s behind me or whatever the hell might be going on.  I’m afraid here to even turn around and look.  Isn’t that something, Zip?  Brother, is that you, Lois?  Is that you, Honey?  I wish she’d come to me.  She used to come to me in dreams.

 

(Cut to the office at the Snug Harbor.)

 

Barry:  The motel is haunted.  At least Room 24 is haunted.

Dickstein:  You had mentioned you had an unpleasant experience there.

Barry:  It was all one in my mind.  Time flies when you’re having fun.  Mega-millions are not the broom to sweep Room 24 clean.  Must I say for me?  Isn’t “for me” understood?

Ramon:  You’re getting a little hard to follow.

Barry:  Not for Gilbert Rollins.  He can do it dead. 

Dickstein:  Well, you’re with us now.

Ramon:  You don’t have to go in that room no more. 

Dickstein:  Fuck Room 24. (Barry rises from his chair, comes over and hugs Ramon)

Barry:  Thank you.  Thank you.

Ramon:  (Carefully pushing Barry back) No, it’s okay.  It’s okay.

Barry:  I woke up this morning happy.  I mistook that freedom for power.

Ramon:  Ghost showed you what  was what.

Barry:  Yes.  Yes, Ramon.  Our visions are powerless against our pasts.  Happiness is helpless in passing.  (Barry looks heavenward, then clasps his hands together and bows his head in prayer.  A little uncomfortably, Ramon and Dickstein bow their heads as well.) Please, God, help me live.  I forgive Gilbert Rollins.  I forgive Butchie Yost.  Thank you for my friends.

Dickstein:  Amen.

Ramon:  (making the sign of the cross)  Amen.

Barry:  Amen.

 

(Cut to Butchie and John in a liquor store.  Marco, the stone-faced man behind the counter, stands there with his arms folded across his chest.  John eyeballs three nearly life-sized cardboard cut-outs of Budweiser Bikini Babes.  Imitating their phony similes, John smiles back at them with a smile every bit as fake as theirs.)

 

Butchie:  You don’t think that’s going through, Marco, because he’s hanging with Butchie.  And  if he’s hanging with Butchie, he ain’t juiced.  He’s juiced.  I’m hanging with a man of means.  This is my brother from another mother--from the side of the family with some cheese!  And if that doesn’t go through, (slapping his pocket)  this will.  And that ain’t my cock.  You’re in for a big surprise, Marco.  (The credit card machine hums, then starts sputtering its approval.  Butchie’s arms shoot up in the air.  He spins around and points at the cardboard cuties.) That’s right, that’s right, ladies!  The line forms to the left to blow me!

John:  The line forms to Butchie’s left.

Butchie:  (focusing his attention back on Marco)  Okay, just to see how much fuel we have in this rocket, I will take half the--no, I will take the whole row of  “Chival Regis.”

 

(Cut to Mitch, Cissy and Shaun in the wagon.)

 

Shaun:  Could we try my dad again?

Cissy:  Sure we can.

Shaun:  Can I call him?

Mitch:  Then why don’t we get out of the car and bang our heads on that lamppost until the light changes?

 

(Cut to John and Butchie walking on the sidewalk.  John’s carrying a bag containing, presumably,  the Chivas in one arm, and one of the cardboard cuties under the other.  Butchie has one of the cut-outs under each arm.)

 

Butchie:  Do not fall in love with these cardboard models, John.  Papercuts to the penis--very painful.  (blocking John’s way as he starts to step into the busy street)  Wait ’til the--no, no, no, no.  Jesus, John!  What the fuck!  Okay, follow my lead.  (crossing the street)  I say this from the bottom of my heart, brother, and with all the love, but I’m picking up you don’t do too well with traffic, do you?

John:  I don’t do too well with traffic.

Butchie:  Which leads me to believe…(crossing again)  come on, come on, come on…quick, follow me…leads me to believe that you’re not from around here. 

John:  I’m not from around here, Butchie.

Butchie:  Oh, yeah, no?  Or any other metropolis for that matter.  I’m feeling kind of, you know, small town, not a farm town, but a small town, a small town like, you know, I’m feeling a little Cincinnati.

John:  I am from Cincinnati.

Butchie:  Get the fuck out!

John:  You get the fuck out!

Butchie:  Get the fuck out!  The housing brain unit’s open 24 hours, baby.

 

(Cut to Linc on the beach at Huntington.  He’s talking to Dolan, the father of one of the other surfers that he sponsors.)

 

Dolan:  This is bullshit.  My kid earned his spot in this round.  What is this?

Linc:  What this is, Mr. Dolan, is your son’s main sponsor, who is about to send him and you on a mag trip to Sumatra, is saying Tommy had to take one for the team.

Dolan:  Yeah, okay, team is one thing.  But Butchie Yost’s kid is something else.

Linc:  You’re not gonna let me be polite?  You do not get a vote about Shaunie Yost.  You get to vote on whether or not you pass on Sumatra.

 

(Cut to the surfer’s tent.  Surfers are preparing for the competition: waxing their boards, doing stretching exercises, donning their jerseys, relaxing or getting pumped with their iPods and earbuds.  There’s a lot of subtle and not-so-subtle posing and posturing going on.  Giggling groupies peek in.  As inconspicuously as possible, Shaun drinks it all in.  Surfing prodigy on not, he’s new to all this.  A surfer leaving the tent trips or is tripped.  Groaning, he rolls over in the sand.  He holds his foot.  There’s about a three inch gash running along the inner side of his instep. He glares.)

 

(Cut to the beach.  A horn sounds.  The surfers race for the water. “That’s the horn for the Junior Finals,” the P.A. announcer says.  “Remember, it’s 30 minutes for each surfer.  The three highest scoring waves count.”  The surfers hit the water and paddle out. The competition‘s on!  “First to surf is yellow.  Nice turn over the top.”  Shaun gets in the game.  “That’s Shaun Yost picking one up on the outside.”  Several riders go for the same wave.  “Looks like a party wave out there.”  Two surfers almost collide.  “Oh, yeah, that could be interference on red.”  Shaun picks another wave.  It’s a good one with a curling peak.  Shaun crouches low and eases back into the pipe.  He virtually disappears from sight as, riding the wave out spectacularly, he sends the wave to the ICU.)

 

(On to the beach.)

 

Kai:  Whoooo!  Yeah, Shaunie!

 

(Further down the beach.)

 

Linc:  (to Dolan)  Your kid sticks one like that, you come back and piss in my ear. (Dolan slinks away.)

 

(Up on the pier.)

 

Cissy:  He’s got it won.  Right?  Hands down.

Mitch:  Unless they’re completely fucking blind.

 

 

 

(Cut to the Snug Harbor office.  John and Butchie approach the motel, their Chivas and cardboard cuties in tow.)

 

Ramon:  (looking out on the parking lot at Butchie and the waiting Freddy)  Here we go.

Butchie:  (singing)  I wake up  I could throw one down tonight.  Get off your girl, John Monad.”

Freddy:  (approaching Butchie)  What the fuck!

Butchie:  Whoa, whoa.  Wait here, John.  Wait here.  Hey, Freddy, did I get teleported to fucking Hawaii or--   (Freddy punches Butchie in the mouth, sending Butchie to the ground.)

(sputtering)  Motherfucker. 

Freddy:  What’s that you say, Butchie?  Huh?  You’re gonna drown me in a cop tsunami?  Or whatever faggot threat you left on my machine.

 

 

Butchie:  That call was a mistake. 

Freddy:  No that call was a fucking favor to me.  It reminded me of what a fuckup you turned into, instead of who I watched surf Rocky Point.

Butchie:  I was pissed off you beat me on the fucking buy.

Freddy:  You got no business buying a lid of smack.

Butchie:  I got a fucking injury settlement.  I was looking to make a move.  It’s not like I got many left.

Freddy:  Fuck your sad story, Butchie.  You’d have OD-ed and died before you sold your third bag.  (noticing John)  What are you looking at, big eyes?  You want some of that?

John:  I want some.

Freddy:  Yeah? (Freddy comes forward and slaps John hard.  John’s head turns with the blow, but there otherwise seems to be little effect.  Freddy takes a couple steps back and looks curiously at John.)

Butchie:  Freddy, he ain’t all there.

Freddy:  Yeah, well, now he’s there even less.

Butchie:  (getting off the ground)  Don’t fucking hit him anymore. (The ground starts rumbling.  A car alarm goes off.) An earthquake, John.  It happens all the time.

 

 

John:  What do you want, Butchie Yost?

Dickstein: (bracing himself in the office doorway where he’s been watching the show outside)  You’ll remember that to expedite the closing you had me waive all inspections.

Barry:  I absolve you if the walls tumble down.

 

 

(Cut to Bill Jacks at home.)

 

Bill:  (whispering)  Oh, boy.  Oh, what the hell is going on now? (He goes to the phone and dials.) Anderson, hey, Bill Jacks.  Hey, did you guys feel a temblor over there just now?  No, because I felt like I just felt a temblor.  Alright, Anderson.

 

(Cut to the beach at Huntington.  The earth is flexing here as well.  Linc, looking at Cass who is stationed behind her camera, mockingly assumes a surfer’s stance in response to what seems to be but a minor seismic shift.  Shaun, still out on the water, grabs a wave.)

 

Kai:  (calling out)  Big fucking earthquaker, Shaunie!

Cissy:  Wave of the day, and the judges are doing the boogaloo, ’cause of a little fucking earthquake.

 

(The wave Shaun is riding surges up and knocks him from his board.)

 

Kai:  You had it won already, bro.

Cissy:  I think they missed it.

Mitch:  Well, if they didn’t miss the entire heat, he’s fine.

 

(An emergency vehicle is racing down the beach. Kai is scanning the water for a sign of Shaun, but he’s nowhere to be seen.)

 

 

Kai:  He’s not up!  (moving toward the water)  He’s not up!  He never came up!

Mitch:  Shit. (Mitch and Cissy begin sprinting down the pier.  Shaun still isn’t up.  Finally we see that he’s floating face down in the water.)

 

(Cut to Bill Jacks at home, we see the bird swinging on his perch.)

 

Bill:  Look at you swinging, Zip. It was a temblor.  (chuckling)  Seems minor. Minor temblor.  And the old man’s still got his marbles. (Bill sits down on the floor and turns the television on.).

 

(Cut to the Snug Harbor office. The phone rings.  Ramon answers it.)

 

Ramon: We’re closed!

 

(In the parking lot.)

 

Freddy: Instead of what you want to see, see what the fuck is in front of you. It’s how you get 17 safe deposits. Fuck you surfing Rocky Point! Fuck watching you from my fucking porch!

Ramon: (Walking over from the office with a phone in his hand) Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. Phone call, for Butchie. (Butchie takes the phone from Ramon and puts it to his ear.)

Butchie: Yeah?

Mitch: You piece of shit! What’s with you’re fucking phone?

Butchie: The battery died.

Mitch: Yeah, what a shock.

Ramon: (to John and Freddy)  Uh, no hurry. Whenever he’s done-- (pointing toward the office)  Phone, just--

Butchie: Is that what you called to talk to me about, my fucking phone?

Mitch: Shaunie broke his neck at Huntington.

Butchie: Is he gonna be all right?

Mitch: He broke his neck! They’re airlifting him to Mercy Hospital. Of course if you gave any kind of shit, I wouldn’t have to be telling you this, cause you would’ve been here.

Butchie: What the fuck you talking about, he’s at Huntington. Nobody fucking told me dick.

Mitch: Your battery’s dead, Butchie.

Butchie: What, you couldn’t drive four fucking blocks out of your way to come down here and tell me?

Mitch: Why, Butchie, because you’ve never been anywhere for anybody? Why waste the gas?

Butchie: So what are you saying Dad? Is he gonna die?

Mitch: Go ahead out for pizza. I can leave word with the manager.  <click> (Butchie throws the phone violently to the ground.  It smashes to pieces.)

Freddy: What’s going on?

Butchie: Come on, John, we’re gonna to take a ride. Garage door Tijuana, Freddy, to cop. And you better not try to stop me unless you’re ready to fucking kill me. Look, my kid got hurt. He broke his neck. I can’t handle this straight.

Freddy: I’m holding. Get in the car.

Butchie: Go get the dope and bring it back to me.

Freddy: Get in the car or I’ll shoot you, him and the three guys in the fucking office.

John: What do you want, Butchie?

Butchie: I didn’t drop a dime on you, Freddy, if you’re thinking about killing me in that car.

Freddy: Go ahead, go.

 

(In the office, Ramon and Dickstein are watching the drama)

 

Dickstein: Well they seem to have worked it out

Ramon: His father said his son had an accident. Butchie.

 

(Cut to Freddy‘s car.  Butchie‘s in the front seat with Freddy, and John is in the back seat.  He‘s mimicking Freddy‘s driving, working an imaginary steering wheel.)

 

Freddy: They make these fucking cars for midgets. I hate coming to this fucking country.  Sunset Beach, the kid you used to put on your back and paddling out, uh, for him to watch from the channel--that’s the one broke his neck, now?

Butchie: It’s the only one I know I got, Freddy.

Freddy: Some fucked up shit. I thought of that on the way to the airport this morning.

Butchie: That is some fucked-up shit.

Freddy: Then ‘til now I hadn’t thought of it fucking once. (looking in the rearview mirror)  That mope in the backseat keeps changing fucking shapes.  (spotting   a horde of reporters outside the hospital)  Who the fuck are they?  I want you going in here, Butchie, and I want you to act like a fucking man. The business between us, we’ll deal with later. (They pull into the hospital parking lot)

Butchie: Well, you didn’t get me high, but you didn’t kill me either.

Freddy: Just shut the fuck up and get out.  And take this shape changing mope with you. (looking in the review mirror again)  I ain’t afraid of you, pal.

John: (pointing his finger)  I ain’t afraid of you

Freddy: I don’t give a fuck what you are.

John: I ain’t afraid of you, pal.

Freddy: I took more acid (stuttering) than you ate cheerios for fucking breakfast…in a volcano! The fucking Hallaka-halama-vaka fucking thing.

Butchie: Haleakala, Freddy! If you moved your seat back you wouldn’t look like such a fucking monkey.

Freddy: Get out before I blow both your fucking heads off.

Butchie: Thanks for not killing me.  (opening the back door for John) Come on.  (dodging intrusive cameras)  Motherfucking press. Come here.

Freddy:  (muttering)  Leave the fucking door open. Fucking seatbelt.

 

(Cut to Bill Jacks at home.  He’s trying to snooze on the floor.  A woman’s voice on the television rouses him however.  “I’d doubt the connection with the minor area temblors we’ve been reporting, Bob, have had much to do with this,” the female field reporter says.  “All we know at this point is that the young surfer broke his neck while competing at Huntington Beach and has been listed in grave condition at Mercy Hospital.”  Bill is wide awake and sitting up now  His mouth is agape.)     

 

Bill: That could be Shaun. Who are they discussing?

 

(“And this is the famous surfing Yost family?” Bob, the anchorman asks the female reporter in the field.) 

 

Bill:  Where is he?  What’s his condition for Christ’s sake?  Oh my god!  (dialing the phone)  Don’t yell at me!  Don’t yell at me!  Don’t yell at me!  Don’t yell at me!  Don’t yell at me!  Don’t yell at me!  Don’t yell at me!  Anderson! Anderson for god’s sake don’t hang up on me! Please help me find an injured friend!

 

(Cut to Mercy Hospital.  A hallway.  Kai is there.  Cass is talking to a nurse.  Linc arrives by way of the stairs.) 

 

Cass:  (writing on a small pad of paper)  I won’t intrude on them, but if there’s anything they need--the family, errands or whatever the hospital doesn’t provide, I’m available to do that day or night. (The nurse nods.  She takes the pad and leaves.  Linc peruses some pictures on the wall, doing his best ignore Cass, to pretend he doesn‘t know her.) 

 

(Cut to a waiting room.  Mitch and Cissy are sitting in the room.  Shaun’s doctor, Dr. Michael Smith,  is seated facing them.)

 

Dr. Smith:  Well.  Okay, I have some terrible news to share with you.  Shaun has suffered devastating injuries. (Cissy gasps.)  The vertebrae at the base of his skull was crushed when he fell, and that left him paralyzed and unable to breathe.  A machine is breathing for him now, but the time he was without oxygen, underwater and later, did catastrophic damage.  Our tests show that there is no electrical activity in Shaun’s brain.

Mitch:  So, you’re saying he’s brain-dead.  You’re saying there’s nothing you can do.

Dr. Smith:  I’m sorry, but I think that’s the case.  We’ll run our test again in the morning, but I don’t expect to see a change.

Mitch:  Why put him through the tests then?

Dr. Smith:  We have to be absolutely certain of Shaun’s condition and prognosis before later decisions can be made.

Mitch:  Yeah, but you’re absolutely certain now.

Dr. Smith:  A protocol is developed in these situations.

Mitch:  Your protocol’s more important than his suffering?

Dr. Smith:  To take a patient off life support, possibly making his organs available for transplant, those aren’t cliffs you can re-climb. (Cissy gets up and, turning her back on the men, moves away.)

Mitch:  Why don’t you leave the cliffs out of it?

Dr. Smith:  I understand that you’re suffering terribly.  If it’s any consolation, I assure you your grandson is not.

Mitch:  When it suits your protocols, we take you at your word.  When it suits your protocols before we can take you at your word, you get to crucify him with another 12 hours of tests.

Dr. Smith:  Mrs. Yost, do you have anything you want to ask me?

Cissy:  (struggling to speak)  No, Doctor, go away.

Dr. Smith:  (rising)  I’ll be with Shaun. (Dr. Smith leaves.)

Cissy:  You take Shaunie off that machine, Mitch, you better never get in our bed again. 

Mitch:  Did you hear anything that asshole said?

Cissy:  He needs it to breathe.  He stays on the machine.  I will murder you in your sleep.

Mitch:  Shaunie is brain-dead, Cissy.

Cissy:  He’s breathing and I can hold him.

Mitch: Well, get a dog.  He’s dead.  I want him off the machines.

Cissy:  You want to get back to your clubhouse, go ahead.  Get out you coward!  Get out and leave me alone with my grandson.  You’re afraid of the hospital, not me.  I got used to it, all the months I spent listening to the asshole I married whine about killing himself ‘cause his knee was gone.  He couldn’t be king of the waves.  Mitch Yost, the big realist.  “Let’s face it, Cissy, he’s gone.  Let’s just put him in the ground.”

Mitch:  Well, when the time comes, why don’t you just sign whatever papers it is that they need you to sign. (Mitch leaves the room.  Kai’s still in the hallway.)

Kai:  Should I go in?

Mitch:  I don’t know. (The elevator door opens.  John and Butchie step out.)

Butchie:  Did he die?

Mitch:  (brushing past Butchie as he leaves)  Your mother will explain it.

Butchie:  (to Kai)