Episode 11

“Jewel’s Boot is Made for Walking”

 

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(Al’s bedroom, Trixie is looking out window)

 

Al: A slob mick cop in Chicago gonna take me off for 35 dollars.  Just because he thinks he can.  ‘cause when he comes around for his free fuckin’ meal and to have his prick sucked and collect his weekly 20 fuckin’ dollars from the woman that runs the whorehouse, I’m there buying girls to bring out to the camps.  I knifed the tub of guts.  That’s what this cunt of a magistrate’s shaking me down over.  Having already taken $5,000 to have the warrant lifted.

Trixie: Can you do business with his bag man?   

Al: I’ll fuckin’ find that out shortly.  Or if you’re never gonna be able to fuckin’ operate in peace.  What should I know?

Trixie: Bullock’s rode out with that Hostetler from the livery.  Farnum’s slithered his way across here.  Jewel just left.

Al: Where the fuck is Jewel goin’?

Trixie: I don’t know.

Al: Take half a day off if you feel like. Go see that child.  Well, venture out.  Sally fuckin’ forth, hmm?

Trixie: Maybe I will.

Al: But now come back to bed.

 

(Jewel is walking in the muck, carrying a large book)

 

Horse rider: Hey!  Get outta the way!

Asshole:  (mimicking Jewel) Ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh (laughing)

 

(Jewel walks on…falls in the muck)

 

Guy:   Watch yourself there.

 

(She gets up, brushes herself off, fixes her hair and finally makes it to Doc’s, knocks on Doc’s door)

 

Doc:   Who’s sick?  What’s he doin’ makin’ you walk to tell me?

Jewel: I came here on my own, Doc.  I got something I want to show you.  It’s a book.

Doc:   Oh no.  I don’t read goddamn books on the civil war.  No.

Jewel: Look!

Doc:  I don’t need to look.  I was goddamn there.

Jewel: But it’ll help me walk better. (She has a book about war injuries, and in it is a picture of a leg brace)

Doc:   Okay, you’re referring to the brace on his leg.

Jewel:  Yes.

Doc:   For your information, Jewel, that boy in the drawing was goddamn able-bodied before he got his leg shot up, not born with difficulties and hardships that got no cure and took from you the coordination a brace like that would require.

Jewel: I—I was just lookin’ at the picture, and draggin’ my leg really makes Al crazy.

Doc:   Fuck Al.  Everybody’s got limits.  You draggin’ you leg is yours.

Jewel: I’m sorry.

Doc:   What do you apologize for?  Don’t – Don’t apologize to me.  Lemme—let me hold onto this for a while.

Jewel: Thank You.

 

(In the street a stage coach has pulled up and packages are being unloaded.  Merrick runs up to the stage with excitement.  He’s making sure that the package he is awaiting is handled carefully)

 

Merrick: Ha, ha, ha, momentous!  The long-awaited day!  Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!  Oh God, Oh God, Oh, yes, yes.  Uh, careful, careful, careful, careful!  Now sir, we must confirm the contents of this precious cargo.  Oh God, Philistine.  Ah, Joseph, what you see here is an American Optical back focus single swing with a Meyer-Gorlitz trio plan 210 millimeter lens.  The finest photographic apparatus manufactured in this country.  What William Henry Fox Talbot could have achieved in service of this fine apparatus.  Ah, God!  Agh!  Yo, God, Yes, careful, careful.

 

(Grand Central dining room)

 

Guy (To Charlie Utter): Good Day, sir.

Utter: Ow, damn.

Joanie: What’s wrong?

Utter: Uh, bit my d—

Alma: Oh. (bumps into Utter)

Utter: Leaned forward to give that fella passage and bit my damn tongue.  Knocked off my chewin’ angle.

Joanie: Is it bleeding?

Utter: Now, I don’t want to look.  Might upset the child.

Joanie: Anyways, maybe a different way’s opened up, Charlie, as far as me getting backing for my brothel.

Utter: Uh-huh.  I understood the question was location, but glad to hear the backin’ problem’s solved.

Joanie: I think uh, I’ve been finicky over the location ‘cause I wasn’t comfortable with the backing.

Utter: I’ll tell you one thing, I ain’t makin’ too many friends in this camp in my capacity as fire marshal.

 

Ellsworth: We’re through the easy pickin’ on that outcrop, ma’am.  I’ll wade around that creek as long as you like.  But, uh you wanna make your claim show  it’s colors, you’re gonna need to sink a few shafts.

Alma: I’m close to suggesting that we proceed.

Ellsworth: Meaning my use to you’s near a finish.

Alma: No.

Ellsworth: I told you Mrs. Garrett, such as it is, my expertise ain’t underground.

Alma: I want you still to supervise.  I trust you, Ellsworth, as an honorable man.  I take great pleasure in your company.

 

(Sophia looks at Alma’s hand touching Ellsworth’s and back to Alma)

 

Ellsworth: I feel the same.  I look forward to our breakfasts, and I’ll just say once, I know I’m too damn old for ya.

 

(A fancy man enters the dining room and singles out Alma)

 

 

Otis:  Button.

Alma: Oh my goodness.

 

(Otis kisses Alma)

 

Alma: (laughing) I can’t b-

Otis:  (to Ellsworth)  I take a father’s liberty.

Alma: Uh, Mr. Ellsworth, Mr. Russell.

Ellsworth: How do you do, sir.

Otis:  How do you do.

Alma: Uh, and this is Sophia.

Otis:  Hello, Sophia.

Sophia: Hello.

Otis:  (To Ellsworth)  Your daughter?

Alma: My ward.

Ellsworth: Any rate, pleasure to meet you, sir.  I’m honored to be in your daughter’s employ.  And with your permission, ma’am, I will take my leave.

Alma: Uh, of course.

Ellsworth: And my plate…and my coffee…and my hat. (sticks tongue out at Sophia – she sticks her tongue out at Ellsworth)

Otis:  Fine manners.

 

(Cut to the pest tent and Rev Smith, the tent is being torn down)

 

Andy: Reverend Smith.

Rev:   How are you, sir.

Andy: Andy Cramed, Reverend.

Rev:   Mr. Cramed, you returned to the setting of your recovery.

Andy: Uh-huh.

Rev:   How have you fared since?

Andy: I’ve been trying out the other camps.

Rev:   To what effect?

Andy: No good effect, Reverend.

Rev:   I see.

Andy: How you feelin’?

Rev:   Uh, as you see, uh, the tent, as you see is in the process of being dismantled.  Our last tenant took his leave yesterday.

Andy: Upright?

Rev:   He was upright, yes.  His name escapes me.  Doctor Cochran, I believe, uh, is expected shortly, I believe.  I was asked to uh, to see to the packing of uh, certain liniments and uh…medicines.

Andy: Are you not well, minister?

Rev:   Sometimes I’m very well, indeed.  My energy will return, or even an excess of energy.  At other times, I’m not well, or an excess of energy.  How are you Mr. Cramed?

Andy: Well, I backslid in the other camps.  At Gayville, I had the best intentions and I wound up at dice.

Rev:   Oh, Yes.

Andy: At Elizabethtown, I wound up at dice…

Rev:   Oh, Yes.

Andy: Thought I’d try to work here where I’d been good, but you’re putting the tent down.

Rev:   Ask God’s help Mr. Cramed.  Wherever you find yourself, he will show you the path.

Andy: Could you help me to pray?

Rev:   Oh…Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted, to understand than to be understood, to love than to be loved…and the rest, I forget.

 

(The Rev Smith turns and wanders away)

 

(Cut to Gem saloon)

 

Dan: Why don’t you get a haircut, Adams?  Looks like your mama fucked a monkey.”

Johnny: Just that affectionate?

Dan:   Yeah, I’ve never seen Al warm up to anybody so quick.

EB:   Which should persuade you then of what?

Dan:   Well, you think it’s just tactics?

EB:   The magistrate Al counted on to be his advocate in Yankton turned Judas.  Adams is the magistrate’s bag man.  Al is merely probing Adams’ willingness to betray the magistrate.  In turn, his warmth is counterfeit.

 

(Al is on balcony – sees Adams and goes inside)

 

Al: (To Jewel)  Where the fuck were you?

Jewel:  At the Doc.

Al: Fix me a cup of coffee.

 

(Silas Adams enters, EB stands up and smiles like a puppy, Al struts toward him, looks at EB)

 

Silas: Mornin’

Al: Shorn and groomed to a fuckin’ fare-thee-well.  She’d never recognize you.  Have to smell you all over to know you was hers.

Silas: My monkey mother.

Al: Let’s take a table out of the traffic, huh?

Johnny: (To EB) Just that affectionate.

EB:   (To Silas)  I trust you found your accommodations satisfactory, Mr. Adams…Silas.  If not, they could always be changed.

Al: (To Jewel) Uh, let me fuckin’ pour.  He’s gotta make some distance before sunset.  What was your purpose at the Doc’s?

Jewel: I’m knocked up.

Silas: What message should I take to the magistrate?

Al: No envelopes and to fuck himself.  I’m glad we had occasion last night to spend some time together, so, when he asks if this is tactics or true position you’ll know what to say.

Silas: I’ll know.

Al: You travel safe.

Silas: They believe you’re the man to deal with.  Yankton.

Al: I am.

Silas: It’s just the magistrate looking to earn off that warrant.  But no one else even knows it’s out on you.

Al: Maybe the magistrate needs to die.

Silas: Maybe he does.

Al: He won’t come back here without a resolution.  He’ll know what’s waitin’ for him.

Silas: Maybe he needs to die there.

Al: Maybe he should.  And the person who did it would only be at the beginning of his usefulness to me.

Silas: That person didn’t come back with a warrant on you quashed would be a fool not to think he’d be the next one killed.

Al: That’s why he’d be so useful to me thinking that far ahead.

Silas: Make your offer.

Al: A thousand for the cocksucker proved dead, a thousand for the warrant proved lifted.

Silas: A thousand and a thousand.  Think I am a fuckin’ monkey?

Al: You thought there would be twenty in it?

Silas: Kill Claggett and get you out from under that warrant?  You’re fuckin’ right there’s twenty.

Al: Do it for two.  You’ve got to believe the job would open the door to your future, and you gotta believe you’d make your ass hundreds of thousands back and forth between here and Yankton.

Silas: 2,000.

 

(Holds two fingers up…spits in his hand and Al spits in his – they shake – pan to EB)

 

EB:  (nervous) I put him in a room above the privy.

 

(Alma’s room at the Grand Central…)

 

Otis:  I always thought it was gonna end like this, button.  A rooming house in a mining camp on Indian Territory, you caring for a Norwegian fondling and operating a bonanza gold claim.

Alma: (chuckling)  And you, Daddy?

Otis:  Always a little sketchy about me.  I hope I’m here to help.

 

(knocking)

 

Otis:  Uh, that would be my room key.  Sophia?  (Hands Sophia a coin)

Richardson: Room 7.

Otis:  Thank you, sir.

Sophia: Thank you.

Richardson:  You’re welcome, little one.

 

(Closes door)

 

Otis:  Oh my goodness, what’s that behind your ear?  Don’t you ever clean behind your ear? 

 

(Pulls coin out – Sophia walks to Alma and shows her the coin.)

 

Alma: mmm.

Otis:  Does caring for Sophia please you?

Alma: More with each day.

Otis:  And do you have any of the gold?

Alma: As it happens…(pulls gold out of doll basket)

Otis:  The well-mannered Mr. Ellsworth says these abound?

Alma: Yes.

Otis:  There’s some talk that you did Brom in.

Alma: From his parents?

Otis:  They have raised the possibility.

Alma: As it happens, I was not present when Brom fell.

Otis:  You have to admit, it’s a suspicious sequence.

Alma: The man who was is in the camp.

Otis:  Given their view of the marriage.

Alma: I doubt he tells the true story of how Brom died, but he would verify that I wasn’t there.

Otis:  I didn’t mean to upset you.  It’s always about the money, button.

Alma: In certain circles.

Otis:  But not here, hmm?

Alma: I suppose here, as well.  In certain circles.

Otis:  Mr. Ellsworth being the exception?

Alma: Mr. Ellsworth was engaged by a Mr. Seth Bullock, who’s been steadfast and kind.

Otis:  And when did your path cross Mr. Bullock’s?  Before Brom’s accident or after?

Alma: Mr. Bullock was asked to look to my interest by Wild Bill Hickok.

Otis:  Who, if I recall your reading habits, has been an acquaintance of yours since childhood.  (Chuckling)  I would very much like to meet this Mr. Bullock.  Nearly as much as I’d like to wash.  (Gets up and walks toward the door, still has the gold nugget in his hand)

Alma: Daddy.

Otis:  Ah.  (Hands back the  gold)  I’m glad to see you.

 

(Nuttall’s #10, Charlie is performing a fire safety inspection…)

 

Utter: Stovepipe directly into wood, no clearance or sheet iron in between.

Nuttall: What’s the significance?

Utter: Joint’s like to burn to cinders.

Nuttall: Well, then why ain’t it yet?

Utter: Dumb luck, Tom.  Which you hadn’t ought to push, camp bein’ situated like it is, everyone ass to elbow.  Hazard to one’s a hazard to all.

Nuttall: Why, ain’t you startin’ to talk like a goddamn government official.

Utter: I’m Charlie Utter.  That attended the same fuckin’ meetin’ you did.  And bein’ they pinned fire marshal on me, I ain’t seein’ the camp burn to the ground.  So either cure your stovepipe violation or prepare to get levied a fine.

Nuttall: Well I’ll lick a bear’s ass before I’d pay a fine to E.B. Farnum.

Utter: Then separate your goddamn stovepipes from the goddamn wall!

Nuttall: Well, I—I’ll send one of my boys over to pick up the iron.

Utter: This ain’t the goddamn day of judgment, Tom.  (leaves)

Nuttall: Jesus Christ Almighty!  That’s the kind of shit that ran me out of Wilkes-Barre.

Stapleton: Where the camp’s headed, Tom.

Nuttall: Maybe I’ll just fuckin’ move along.

Stapleton: Why is there no sheriff in this camp?

Nuttall: What?

Stapleton: All these official positions, why is there no sheriff?

Nuttall: Because Al Swearengen don’t want one.

 

 

Stapleton: Well, what if a sheriff took office that Al could trust not to bother him?  And you could lay head to pillow nights knowin’ he was your friend.  Type of man who’d go up to a fire marshal, say, and tell him and his so-called sheet iron violation that hadn’t proven to be dangerous uh, for, what, goin’ on two months now, should be waived?  And whose ear’d be first to the ground when any violence created maybe business opportunities?  And who’d remember who got him started.

Nuttall: I never thought of you as the type to be sheriff.

Stapleton: Nah, I’d be out of the mold, but uh, fit for the camp.  My problem, Tom, is uh…whereas he has a soft spot for you as a fellow pioneer, Swearengen hates my fuckin’ guts.  So knowin’ how grateful I’d be and all’s, I’d un, show it to ya, wonder if you’d put in a word?

 

(Tolliver’s office – knocking)

 

Cy:  Yeah!

Leon: Mr. Tolliver.

Cy:  Leon, come on in.  Your habit get the best of you a while, son?

Leon: It got the fuckin’ upper hand.

Cy:  How’s your sight, Leon?

Leon: Whole left eye’s perfect and the right’s comin’ back.  Have I still got a job, sir?

Cy:  I’d dig to hear more from you, what you been up to, who the fuck with.  That kind of thing.

Leon: Aw, you probably know everything about everything already.

Cy:  Be that as it may….

Leon: Well…me and Jimmy Irons, we stole the china man’s dope.  Chinaman’s courier, he lost his life.  We slammed dope for a series of days, and Al Swearengen’s tough captured us.  And in the bathhouse, we drew straws and – and Jimmy irons drowned.

Cy:  Does that about cover it?

Leon: If you ask me specifics, I may be able to come up with some more details.

Cy:  Was Al Swearengen holding the straws, Leon?

Leon: Yes, sir.  He said to tell you what I seen.

Cy:  And now is he holdin’ the strings on you?

Leon: Sir?

Cy:  Are you here on his instruction?

Leon: I’m telling you what I seen, because you asked me to.

Cy:  What’d they do with Jimmy Irons?  They give him to the china man?

Leon: I guess they did.  They wrapped him up and took him out.  Swearengen turned me loose, but he’d just give me this, (points to eye) so I stayed in the tub until I got my bearings.

Cy:  That’s a hell of a way to treat a white man, ain’t it, Leon?

Leon: Bein’ fair, I’d have to say, I gave Mr. Swearengen provocation.  He traffics in dope so I—I guess you could say that I’d stole his property and fucked his action up.

Cy:  I’m talking about Jimmy Irons.  In connection with getting’ delivered to a chink, regardless of his fuckin’ transgression.

Leon: Oh, I see.

Cy:  And in that connection, I’m sayin’ it’s a hell of a way to treat a white man.

Leon: I see.

Cy:  You agree with me?

Leon: (considers) Yes?

Cy:  So it’s your own opinion, too?

Leon: Yes, sir.

Cy:  Well, that’s your new fuckin’ job.  Expressin’ your own fuckin’ opinion.

Leon: I can do that.

Cy:  With conviction, Leon.

(Leon Laughs)

Cy:  Your job is to voice your opinion with some oomph and some character behind it…or you’ll wish you’d got drowned in that bathhouse.

Leon: Alright.

 

(They shake hands)

 

Cy: Welcome back, Son.

 

(Al’s office, Nuttall is visiting)

 

Nuttall: Oh, uh, well, uh, no, thanks, Al. I uh –or well, uh eh, yes, I will.

 

(Drinks a shot of whiskey)

 

Al: What’s going on, Tom?

Nuttall: Well, I—I thought you could uh, make Con Stapleton uh, sheriff, uh, bein’ it’s inevitable anyway.

Al: How the fuck did that get to be inevitable?  I wouldn’t appoint that cocksucker to empty my spittoons.

Nuttall: What I’m sayin’ is somebody’s gotta be sheriff, Al.  Stapleton’s got points in his favor.

Al: I hope one’s not gettin’ to recover the bribe he paid you when I don’t give him the fuckin’ job.

Nuttall: Who’s your candidate, Al?

Al: Nobody.

Nuttall: Well that’s just postponin’ the inevitable.

Al: Tom, nothin’ Stapleton’s got on you can’t be solved by Dan Dority.

Nuttall: Well, uh, um…fill me up.

Al:  Jesus Christ.

Nuttall: The – the truth is I—I feel like the – the camp’s gettin’ away from me, Al.  I got a fire commissioner who’s about to condemn my building, and we’re still on Indian land.

Al: How does Stapleton becoming sheriff keep the camp from gettin’ away from you?

Nuttall: Well, I know him.  Uh, he’d know I put in a word with you.

Al: What the fuck good is that to you, Tom, when the cocksucker can be bought for two pieces of day old bread.

Nuttall: Well well well that’s right.  That-that all makes sense.  It, uh…eh, when you just come up to this camp and hung your sign up for nickel booze and 50 cent pussy…

Al: Them was get acquainted prices.

Nuttall: But the point is, I seen your fuckin’ tent.  I walked over and I – I said uh, “Hello.” I didn’t tell you—you gotta sheet iron your fuckin’ stovepipe.

Al: I didn’t have a stovepipe.  And you had your knife at the ready if I didn’t make a good impression.

Nuttall: Well that’s true enough, uh, but you didn’t.

Al: And Dority made a hell of a one on ya.

Nuttall: Uh, that – that, too, is – is true enough.  Now, I just, uh…I feel like I know the guy, Al.

Al: Stapleton.

Nuttall: Well, I don’t feel like I know anybody no more.

Al: Yeah, he can be sheriff for all I care.

Nuttall: Thank you, Al.

Al: Don’t count on him to be loyal, Tom.

Nuttall: N—No, no.  Uh, just a familiar face.

Al: And no fucking paperwork.

Nuttall: Well, I don’t even know if he can write.

 

(Al laughs, Nuttall gets up to leave – walks to door, gets to threshold, turns back)

 

Nuttall: Could he be sworn in here, Al?

Al: Oh, for chrissake, Tom!

Nuttall: Well, he feels you don’t like him.

Al: He’s fuckin’ right as rain.

Nuttall: But it’d be a comfort to him, say, if he was sworn in under your roof.

 

(Al sees Trixie leaving the Gem)

 

Al: Let Farnum swear him the fuck in here then.  But press your luck no further.  Do not expect me to fuckin’ attend.

Nuttall: Awful grateful, Al.

 

(Trixie has walked to the hardware store)

 

Trixie: Mr. Star.

Sol:  Miss Trixie, pleased to see you.

Trixie:  I threatened to pay a visit.

Sol:  You spoke of lookin’ out for some building implements.

Trixie:  I spoke of looking out for an ax and a saw, and if I got ‘em, they wouldn’t be applied to buildin’ nothin’.  Anyways, would you want a free fuck?

Sol:  Why would you say that?

Trixie: To know the answer.

Sol:  Why would you say it that way?

Trixie: For chrissakes, Mr. Star, my cherry is obstructing my work.  Sir…would you take it from me, free?

 

(Sol closes door, take’s Trixie by the hand and leads her to the back of the store behind some crates. The 2 of them are busy when the door opens and Seth enters.)

 

Trixie: Uh…

Sol:  Seth, you remember Trixie.

Seth:  Oh, yes.  Well, I just stopped for a moment.

 

(Seth picks up a tool)

 

Sol:  Oh yes.

Seth:  I’ll lock up?

Sol: Oh, yes.

 

(They continue where they left off…Sol tries to kiss Trixie)

 

Trixie: Kiss my neck or my tits if you have to kiss somethin’.

Sol:  Let me kiss you.

Trixie: Well you’re a goddamn Jew fool.

 

(They kiss)

 

(Gem Saloon, the swearing in ceremony for Sheriff Stapleton. Merrick is trying out his new camera for the occasion)

 

EB:   Do you swear before this witness to uphold whatever laws may be put in force subsequently?

Stapleton: Yeah, if I can, yeah.

Nuttall: And don’t forget who your friends are.

Stapleton: Always.

Merrick: Gentlemen, uh, hold still.  Take a breath, don’t move.  One, two, three.  Very good. 

 

(Dan rubs his eyes in the background)

 

Merrick: Uh, gentlemen, Tom, I – I wondered if a second one might be appropriate without that putrid apron around your midsection.

Nuttall: No.  Uh, Let’s drink.

EB:   (To Stapleton) Our health commissioner.

Seth:  Whiskey.

EB:   You’ve just missed my swearing in of the camp’s new sheriff.

Stapleton: Con Stapleton, sir.  I’m not sure we’ve actually met.

Seth:  You were at the table when Hickok was killed.

Stapleton: Indeed, I was.  A horrified bystander.

Seth:  We weren’t to have a sheriff.

Nuttall: Well, that’s been reconsidered as inevitable.

EB:   Had you designs on the post, Bullock?

Seth:  I don’t want the post.

Stapleton: Well, no hard feelin’s then.  Consider me, at your service.

Seth:  My wife and child are to join me from Michigan.  Is Al in his office?

EB:   Seems to be sequestered.  He missed the swearin’ in, too.

Nuttall: He did want us over here though ain’t that absolutely correct?

Stapleton: Well, then why the fuck didn’t eh come down?

Nuttall: Well, why didn’t he come down?  That’s unclear.

EB:   To let you know exactly, I would guess, at whose mysterious pleasure you serve.

 

(Flash)

 

Merrick: A candid moment.

 

(Al is on his balcony watching the street. The Rev. Smith is preaching to an ox)

 

Rev:   Circumcision…is indeed profiteth if thou keepest the law, but if, uh…if thou are a transgressor of the law, thy circumcision become uncircumcision.  Therefore, if uh, thy uncircumcision uh, keeps the uh, the righteousness of the lay, shall not his uncircumcision that is by nature fulfilling his lay shall judge thee, who by—by letter and uh, circumcision transgresses the law.

 

(knocking)

 

Al: Yeah!

Seth:  It’s Seth Bullock.  (enters) Why’d you let Stapleton have a badge?

Al: They sworn the cocksucker in yet?

Seth:  Hurry down and toast him.  Maybe Merrick’ll put his camera back up.

Al: No, I prefer to watch the fucking Reverend Smith preach to the oxen and the horses.

Seth:  It ain’t right for the camp.  My wife and child are comin’.

Al: Bullock, it’s a ceremonial position to give comfort to Tom Nuttall, who feels the camp’s leavin’ him behind.  Putting a badge on Stapleton makes him feel he’s got friends in high places.

Seth:  That job shouldn’t go to a shitheel.

Al: Oh, as my feeling would be, it should go to a shitheel as it’s shitheel’s work.

Seth:  Doesn’t have to be.

Al: No?  Mr. Bullock, would you—would you sit down a second?  I want to tell you somethin’ about the law.  Please.  Please, take a seat.  Separate from all the bribes we put up, I paid 5,000 dollars to avoid being the object of fireside ditties about a man that fled a murder warrant then worked very hard to get his camp annexed by the territory, only to have them serve the warrant of him and to face the magistrate’s pocket.  The money goes, after which he sends a message.  The 5,000’ll need company if I’m to be off the hook.  I give you the law.

Seth:  It doesn’t have to be like that.

Al: Now, if you were fuckin’ sheriff and you said “Do this, do that,” I’d consider it ‘cause you’re not a fuckin’ whore.

Seth:  I have personal responsibilities.

Al: I’d go downstairs for that fuckin’ swearin’ in.  And I’d follow your career, ‘cause you’re one of those pains in the balls who think the law can be honest.

Seth:  I don’t want it.

Al: Well, I do lots of things I don’t want to do.

Seth:  You think you’re the only one?

Al: Well you should have been here when Tom Nuttall was pissin’ in my ear.  I think you’d be alright as sheriff.

Seth:  Listen, I’m only talkin’ to you ‘cause my partner’s fuckin’ that whore. 

 

(Al freezes for a minute)

 

Seth:  Anyway…

 

(Seth leaves Al’s office and is coming down the stairs when Trixie comes back in and starts to head up the stairs)

 

Trixie: It’s back open.

Nuttall: How was your talk with Al?

Seth:  (To Stapleton) Congratulations.

EB:   Good sportsmanship, Bullock.

 

(Al is back on balcony, watching the Rev.)

 

Rev:   Who—who shall separate us from the love of Christ?  Shall, shall affliction or distress or – or persecution or—

 

(Looks to Seth)

 

Rev:   or hunger or nakedness?

 

(Looks directly at Seth)

 

Rev:   Or—or peril or sword?

 

(Walks past Seth)

 

Rev:   Yea, in all these things, we more than conquer through him that hath loved us.  I am-I am persuaded that, uh, that neither life nor death, nor—nor angels, nor—nor—nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present or things to come, or—nor heights, nor depths, nor any other creature, from the love of—of God!  And—and Jesus Christ our Lord.

 

(Hardware store, Seth returns…)

 

Sol:  Seth

Seth:  Sol

Sol:  She wasn’t here in a professional capacity.

Seth:  We have an agreement with Swearengen as to the use we put this establishment to.

Sol:  She came lookin’ for goods and things took a turn.

Seth:  That can happen.

Sol:  Not twice, though, at this location.

Seth:  Yeah.  Maybe I’m not the only one who should be looking for a place.  Gonna make an offer on that piece on the western slope.

Sol: