
Episode 14
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(Al’s office, Al is leaning against his desk, Doc is
wrapping up his ribs…)
Doc: That’s good.
Al: How’s Bullock doing?
Doc: I don’t discuss my patients one
with another.
Al: Bleeding
through his fucking ear? He was
bleeding through it pretty fucking good out there in the thoroughfare.
Doc: Tell me about
that other department.
Al: Inform
that fucking lunatic next you see him I’m fit as a fucking fiddle and ready to
play on.
Doc: (Helping Al back into his long johns top) Inform
me, Al, to what mark in your piss-pot did you fill?
Al: The
volume was adequate. I didn’t check the
mark.
Doc: (Sits) Any discharge of gleets, burning
or soreness?
(There’s a
knocking on the door, Johnny enters with Al’s suit on a hanger)
Johnny: I got your suit back from Mr. –Whoo! It’s kind of, like, aromafied from that
solvent.
Al: Why don’t
you let it cure in the air for a while, huh, Johnny? (Johnny walks to the balcony door) Not on the balcony. Not on the fucking balcony.
(Johnny
leaves, Al takes a swig from the whiskey bottle.)
Doc: Gleets,
burning, soreness?
(Another
knocking on the door, E.B. enters the office…)
EB: He’s
come back to my hotel.
Al: Bullock.
EB: Upstairs to
the widow. I can’t say if they’re in
rut.
I didn’t linger for the song of
the bedstead. (Al nods his head. E.B. clears his throat and puts his hat back
on…) Let me go check on those fucking whores.
(E.B.
leaves, Doc closes his eyes and shakes his head.)
Al: No
more in that department. That fucking
discussion is over.
(Alma’s room
at the Grand Central, Sophia is sleeping… Alma and Seth are seated.)
Alma: I
was relieved Mr. Star and Mr. Utter weren’t more badly injured.
Seth: Yes.
Alma: (Tilts her head at Seth, puts her hands in
her lap…) I hope my coming to your store caused no awkwardness.
Seth: It
was kind of you bringing that basket for my family.
Alma: May I ask if
you had been aware their arrival was so imminent?
Seth: No. She had written that William seemed
entirely recovered, but no mention of intending to travel.
Alma: (Nods her head) He’s handsome…your brother’s son.
Seth: He’s
a fine boy.
Alma: (Kneels down in from of Seth…) I would so like to see to your injuries, however
superficially.
Seth: My
proposal would be we leave the camp immediately, or remain and sever
connection.
Alma: (Pauses) A choice for me to make?
Seth: Yes. I don’t seek to absolve myself. I don’t believe I’m to be relied upon for
good judgment.
Alma: Or even for an
account of your own feelings?
Seth: I only know
that for us to stay and not sever connection would add lying to her humiliation
– renew her humiliation daily.
Alma: Yes, I
understand. (Alma stands and walks across
the room) You say I must choose immediately?
Seth: Tonight.
Alma: I’d need some
part of tonight to consider.
Seth: Yes.
Alma: Others are
involved for me as well.
Seth: (Stands) I’ll come back in a few hours. (He turns to leave, Alma stops him…)
Alma: Be very careful
in the interim, Mr. Bullock.
Seth: Alright.
Alma: (Whispering) Be careful.
(Seth
leaves, not turning back. Alma looks
over at the sleeping Sophia…)
(Hardware
store, Trixie and Charlie are moving Sol down from the countertop where he lay
while Doc removed the bullet…)
Trixie: Two, fucking three.
(Sol
groans.)
Charlie: Easy.
(They help
walk him into the back room, A.W. Merrick lighting the way.)
Charlie: A lovely family, the Bullocks.
Trixie: Grand.
Sol: Looked
forward all this while, and meet ‘em with my load on.
Charlie: Easy does it.
Easy.
(Charlie
lifts Sol to set him down on his bed, Trixie helps lift his legs up…)
Trixie: Two, fucking three! (They all groan as they move Sol.)
Sol: Thank
you, Mr. Utter.
Charlie: Okay.
Sol: Much
obliged, Mr. Merrick.
Trixie: I got him. (Covers
Sol with a blanket, he groans.) Get the fuck out. (Charlie leaves, A.W. doesn’t move, Trixie points to the door.) Get
the fuck out. (A.W. exits the back room and joins Charlie in the store.)
Charlie: I ought probably to get some weapons.
(Merrick
looks at Charlie, confused, he leans back to look in the back room at Trixie
and Sol, he walks over and closes the door, turning back to Charlie.)
AW: (Whispering) Why?
Charlie: What?
AW: (louder) Why would you?
Charlie: Maybe you didn’t notice Bullock was without his gun.
AW: No, I
did. Perhaps with the ringing in your
ears, you didn’t hear Mr. Bullock say he’d get his old weapon back.
Charlie: You think maybe a new one might be useful to Bullock
arranging his old one’s return? And more backing his position?
(Seth enters
and walks straight back to Sol…)
Seth: May
I have a word with Sol?
Trixie: Sure. (Leans in to speak to Sol) Will you mind if I hang around awhile.
Sol: Fuck, no.
Trixie: As she’s
leaving, she mutters to herself) Self-deluding, interfering motherfucker.
(Charlie,
and eventually A.W. Merrick, follow her outside.)
Seth: I’m
sorry you got shot.
Sol: A man like
me gets used to it.
Seth: If it had came
to it, I’d have seen to dissolving the partnership, sending your mother the
proceeds.
Sol: Why would I
expect otherwise?
Seth: And I know you
would do the same.
Sol: What are you
thinking of?
Seth: Along with any
funds I might forward.
Sol: From the
afterlife, you mean?
Seth: (Louder) Any funds I’d send subsequent,
I know you’d administer in their interests – Martha and the boy.
Sol: Yes,
you’re correct. What are you fucking
thinking of? (Seth looks away and shakes
his head slightly) What we’ve built and been through, you don’t get to walk
away without saying why.
Seth: You know why.
Sol: That don’t
mean you don’t have to say it. I’m sick
of knowing and you not saying.
Seth: I love her.
Sol: Good! You fucking said it. And now I get to tell you you’re wrong. You loved her these months and stayed. It ain’t love that’d make you run, but
shame. Now let me ask you this, you
think shame would end when you cleared the fucking camp?
Seth: It’s shameful
either way, Sol.
Sol: It’s life either way, Seth.
Seth: (Stands up) I’m
sorry you got shot.
Sol: Well
I am too, but I like being loaded. I
like telling you what the fuck I think, you cocksucker. (Seth looks down at Sol.)
Seth: I
know you will see to their interests.
Sol: Yes, I will,
you cocksucker! And I like saying
“cocksucker.” What the fuck do you think of that?
(Outside,
Trixie is smoking a cigarette, Charlie is standing next to her, looking
around.)
Trixie:
Want a fast blow-job?
Charlie: (Looks at her
with surprise.) What?
Trixie: Quick open air blow-job.
Charlie: (Chuckles,
stammering) Uh, no, Thank you. (Seth
comes out of the store, passing them) Uh, Bullock.
Seth: Charlie.
(They start walking down the
thoroughfare.)
Trixie: Maybe Mr. Star will want one. (Turns
and goes back inside.)
Seth: Thanks
for going against orders.
Charlie: I’ll tell you, I got such a fucking ringing in my
ears.
Seth: (Louder) Thanks for taking my back
before.
Charlie: Oh, you’re welcome.
Hey, (they stop) I’ll bet your
wife and son are overtook by that lovely home you built them. (Points to the house, Seth gazes in that
direction) Uh, and what did that boy say about a creek in his own front
yard? (Seth pauses a moment, then
continues walking) And that’s a fine appearance he makes. And if you don’t mind my saying, she is one
striking woman, Mrs. Bullock. (Seth stops
and looks back at Charlie) Sense of dignified and upright.
Seth: Thank you.
Charlie: Anyways, where the fuck you headed?
Seth: To get my
things from Al Swearengen.
Charlie: Oh.
Seth: Maybe for a
word with Dan Dority too. (Points to his
head) Gave me this fucking
headache.
Charlie: To the Gem then.
(Seth nods, turns, and continues
walking. Charlie starts acting dizzy,
bending over, arms out, as if trying to steady himself from dizziness) Jesus
Christ. I’m faint. (Seth walks back to Charlie) A faintness come over me. Oh, Jesus. (Seth puts his hand on Charlie’s shoulder) That’s a lightheaded
fucking sensation. Oh.
Seth: Did you want
to go to your place?
Charlie: Oh, maybe I should.
Maybe that’s the fucking prudent course. (Seth puts Charlie’s arm around his shoulder.)
Seth: Give
me some weight. (Charlie groans) Come
on. (They
start walking)
Charlie: Yeah, to not keel forward and drown in fucking
horseshit. Ooh.
Seth: How
are you feeling?
Charlie: Things are a little wavy-like before my eyes. (They pass by the Gem, piano music playing) Fuck
the Gem. Gem’ll fucking wait.
(Inside the
Gem, Al and Silas are seated at the bar, Dan is behind the bar.)
Adams: For what it’s worth, Yankton’s afraid of Bullock.
(Al, a
surprised look on his face, looks at Adams, then Dan. Dan looks at Adams with a contemptuous look.)
Al: Don’t
say no more. Refrain from explaining
yourself.
Adams: Till Congress approves, nothing’s to say the hills
get made part of Dakota. Far as that,
Montana’s got pull Dakota don’t.
Montana’s got silver for bribes.
Al: Thieving
Indian agent’s all fucking Dakota’s got.
Adams: It ain’t fucking fresh money to the game.
Dan: And how does
that argue for Bullock living or dying?
Adams: Yankton thinks Bullock’s Montana’s man.
Al: On what
basis?
Adams: He was favorite of a judge in Helena that wanted him
in politics. They figure he’s a
stalking horse here for the judge’s interests.
Dan: Then
Yankton’s got their head up their fucking asses. If they think Bullock’s anybody’s man. Hell, Bullock himself don’t even know whose man he is.
Al: In the
thoroughfare, as I readied to stab the cocksucker, did you have no impulse to
hint at this?
Adams: The moment didn’t seem right.
Al: Over
time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches
in the face.
Adams: Depends on what you call “many.”
Dan: There’s
another fucking clever one. (Lays his
shotgun on the bar, looks at Al and motions his head to Adams.)
Al: To
Yankton’s thinking, would Bullock dead curb Montana’s interests or incite them
to a stronger expression?
Adams: I don’t know.
Al: If he’s spoiling
to mix it with us further, they may get a chance to find out.
(Dan picks
up his shotgun and taps the butt on the bar top – ready.)
(Back in
Alma’s room, Sophia is still asleep)
Alma: He
will leave with me, if I tell him that’s my wish. (Pauses) As to what our life would be, that’s another question.
Miss
Isringhausen: I would say, Ma’am, it
might be like – living atop a volcano.
Alma: That’s been done, Miss Isringhausen.
Miss
Isringhausen: Certainly. And with a good deal of excitement, I should
think. A sense of high adventure every
day. And, of course, Danger.
Alma: As to
excitement, would you possibly…add happiness?
Miss
Isringhausen: Why not, Mrs. Garret? (Alma stands and walks to the window) Please
don’t be angry with me, Ma’am.
Alma: No. (Gazes
out the window for a moment) We do love each other. Our being together ought not to seem so
outlandish a proposition…
Miss
Isringhausen: No, Ma’am…
Alma: …except for
every other single thing.
(Charlie and
Seth have arrived outside Utter Mail & Freight…)
Charlie: Uh…Oh boy.
Yeah, there you go. Thank
you. Thank you, Bullock. Ooh. (Charlie
sits down on a crate, outside the building, across from a bench)
Seth: Alright.
Charlie: (Puts his hand
up) I’m next to completely collected. (groans)
Three separate occasions I’ve been shot at, hit, and fought on. And now, a miss takes my equilibrium.
Seth: Anyways.
Charlie: Uh…You – want to get to the Gem, huh?
Seth: Yeah.
Charlie: Why?
Seth: I told you
why.
Charlie: Well, I mean why just this instant, say, different
from later a little while, when a friend could back your play? I mean, someplace you need to get to after
that?
(Seth looks
at Charlie for a long moment, looks behind him at the bench, backs up a bit to
sit down…)
(The Chez
Amie, Joanie and Maddie and all the girls enter with lamps)
Joanie: I got the elements stored in the back.
Maddie: I hope to Christ you do. (Turns to the door) Come in.
(The new whores begin to enter) Don’t
anyone bolt for freedom.
Joanie: I kept accumulating them secret so Cy wouldn’t think
I was proceeding.
(They enter
a back room, they all look around.
Maddie smiles.)
Maddie: Well, well, well.
Joanie: There’s the wallpaper you sent, Maddie.
Maddie: Yes, Ma’am.
Ladies, why don’t you put your attention to some of the lighter
furniture, and we’ll hire some great minds to do the heavy lifting? (She looks at Doris) Roll up your
sleeves, Doris. Hard work dispels
worry.
(Hardware
store, Trixie is sitting next to a resting Sol…)
Trixie: I pray to God your shoulder pain’s like some
sharp-toothed creature’s inside chewing at it and gnawing.
Sol: How did I
give offense?
Trixie: No one needs feeling as good as you’d feel
otherwise.
Sol: Hmmph.
Trixie: I say from -- fucking experience. And I didn’t need the fucking activity today
– and the fucking crises. I prefer
sucking prick is the fucking short of it.
Sol: I would
settle for a vigorous hand-holding.
Trixie: You are a funny fucking Jew. (Sol
grunts, laughing) And type that insinuates himself.
(Trixie
takes her hand and places it on his chest.
He reaches for it with his good hand and pulls himself closer.)
(Cy’s
office…he is talking to Con, Leon and Lila)
Cy: General
principle, I believe in fostering people’s tries at improving their selves, and
I think you all also know that I got a special fondness for Joanie Stubbs. And if those things wasn’t true, in this
camp at this precise juncture, I, Cy Tolliver, would not have backed an
exclusively high-end whoring operation at the far fucking end of the camp
without concealed access for it’s trade.
But, be that as it may, and – wishing Joanie Godspeed, This congregation
gathers so that I can assure each of you that our operation here, the Bella
Union, is organized exactly to capitalize on what this camp is ready for and for what it’s going to
become. I want each of you to take one
of these…(takes out some gold coins) As a gesture of optimism and good will. (Slaps the coins down on the desk)

( Doc’s
cabin, Doc digging around in someone’s skull and scoops out a piece of the
brain. Suddenly he hears a commotion outside.)
Jane: Keep
your fucking distance! (Doc looks up and
over at the window) Remain on your side of the street! (We
see Jane, hanging by one leg from her horse)
Do not interfere with me in
any way! Chinese cocksuckers!
(Doc, tosses
the piece of brain into a jar. He washes his hands and heads outside.)
Jane: Aw,
Jesus. (She’s groaning with the effort of
trying to reach for her stirrup, in order to get herself access to the rope on
her foot. Doc reaches her…)
Doc: Well,
you are an entangled inebriate, are you not?
Jane: This happens to
be a rig and contraption of my own devising, against repeated accidental falls,
that has temporarily malfunctioned.
Doc: (Trying to unknot her…) Very well
knotted.
Jane: I’m
back in camp, Cochran, ‘cause I’m dying – and I need a place to breath my
fucking last, and not for no human aid or consolation. (Doc – still fumbling with all
the knots…) Jesus Christ, you’re bad with your hands! (Doc
looks down at her) If I wasn’t practically fucking dead, I’d reach that
knife (straining to point to her knife) and
cut myself free. Yeah, I just
farted. So what? (Doc takes her knife from her boot…) Hey! Hey! Hey! (Grabs the knife from Doc) Don’t you
disarm me, you cocksucker! Lift me up
so I can cut myself free.
Doc: (Moves behind her, grabs her shoulders…) Alright,
you ready? (He lifts her up enough so she
can cut the rope and free herself.) Alright now, give me that hand. (Jane groans as Doc helps her stand up)
Jane: Ow.
Doc: Now…(he steadies her) step inside and let me
examine you, even if you are past help.
Enhancing my understanding may allow others the benefit of your mortal
illness.
Jane: (Looks at him for a moment – slaps him with
the back of her hand in the stomach)
Do you mock me, cocksucker?
Doc: No. Come on inside. (Jane nods her head) Alright,
there we go. (He helps her walk inside)
Jane:
Promise when
I’m dead, you’ll plant me with a view of where Bill is.
(Alma, still
standing at the window, continuing the talk with Miss I)
Alma: He
couldn’t have meant that, not possibly.
Miss
Isringhausen: Well, I shouldn’t have
thought so.
Alma: You don’t
believe he imagines where he and I to go, I’d leave Sophia behind?
Miss
Isringhausen: I can’t be certain,
Mrs. Garret. I didn’t hear him speak.
Alma: Because others
rescued her and nursed her, -- is the idea that she belongs to the camp? Are we some sort of vicious, filthy outpost
of Brook farm? (Miss Isringhausen raises
her eyebrows) She’s been with me for seven months. She’s a part of my life as I am of
hers. He couldn’t have. (She
crosses her arms.)
(Doc’s
cabin, Jane is lying down on the table…)
Jane: I
will not!
Doc: Jane, (shaking a thermometer at her) for me,
the female breast has long ago lost all mystery or allure. Open your Goddamn blouse.
(Jane leans
up on her elbow in defense. Eying the
Doc. She lays back down with her hat on
her chest. She moves it sharply to her
side and begins to unbutton her blouse.
Doc puts the thermometer in her mouth…)
Jane: (through clenched teeth) I’m keeping my eyes shut but I’ll know every fucking
move you make! I’ll have you further
promise, that you won’t forage in my remains after I’m dead, as you obviously
don’t scruple from that type of sick behavior.
Doc: (Holding a stethoscope to her) I promise.
Alright, sit up if you’re not too drunk.
(He removes the thermometer from her
mouth – he looks at it, moving around the table, he put his stethoscope on a
sidetable, shakes out the thermometer and places it in a jar as Jane sits up
and starts to rebutton her blouse.)
Your liver runs from your chin to your
genitals, so I suggest you quit drinking.
Jane: I
will when you do, you ugly son of a bitch.
Doc: Nature is a
forgiving mistress, and you might could have some time to fill before she
collects her due.
Jane: As if I’d
credit any opinions of yours on the subject of health.
Doc: Well, if you
do care to sojourn among us, Charlie Utter has put aside a room for you at the
freight building.
Jane: Does he have
any animals in there?
(Outside
Utter Mail & Freight, Charlie and Seth are talking…)
Seth: Fort
Cooper, on the Butterfield stage route.
Charlie: I know that Fort – on the Brazos.
Seth: That’s where I
found him. I was 13, and he had to send
me back. But we had a…a good talk
before I left. Probably I’d have come
looking for him again, but—next year was the war. Robert was Calvary. No
way to locate where he was.
Charlie: The fucking war had everyone all over everywhere.
Seth: We wrote. Less after my father passed and I headed to
Montana. I had letters when he married,
when they had their boy (he smiles). And we’d threaten visits. When I finally did come to Fort Quitman
where Robert was posted and…met Martha and William, Robert wasn’t there. He was – following back some raid across the
Rio Grande. I had let it wait too
long. He got shot and killed in Mexico
and was buried there.
Charlie: Fucking Mexico.
Seth: I went down,
found him – and brought him back. (Seth
tears up)
Charlie: Wrong to let him lay there…unless you’re a Mexican.
(Seth sighs,
starts to tear up, nearly crying…Charlie stands up…)
Charlie: My bowels are in an upheaval. I’ll walk off to pass wind. (He
stands a few feet away, waves his hat behind.) Don’t ever say I’m not a
fucking gentleman.
Jane: Fuck you two!
(Seth looks up, raises his eyebrows as Jane approaches with a big smile on her face.)
(At the Gem, Al and Tom Nuttall are talking
at the bar. Silas is leaning against
the bar a few feet away. Slippery Dan
is seated at a table across the room, muttering to himself…)
Slippery
Dan: Number 10…ruled me off, the
round-eyed toad. Cocksucker.
Al: (groans)
Tom: My
concern, past your physical well-being, is what the dispute portends.
Al: Yeah, I
don’t know. (Dan is glaring at Silas)
Tom: Is
it unsettled between you two or still unresolved?
Al: I don’t
fucking know.
Tom: Your
ribs are hurting, ain’t they?
Al: Yeah they
fucking hurt.
Tom: Well, I always
believed, of his sufferings on the cross, his busted ribs would have hurt him
the worst.
(Al sees
Hawkeye enter the Gem…)
Al: Hey,
Adams? Cutthroat friend, huh? (To Hawkeye) And I thought you was in Florida having your belly rubbed by a
Seminole.
Adams: (Approaches
Hawkeye) What the fuck?
Hawkeye: You aren’t going to believe what happened to me,
boss.
Adams: If Kate Hogranch is part of this story and fucking
that half-breed, go ahead and try me.
Hawkeye: That’s not the stop that detained me.
Adams: I’m past my fill of this shit. Next time don’t fucking catch up. (Walks away)
Hawkeye: Guess the day of the Samaritan’s passed. (Approaches
a whore…) Stopped to help stranded sisters. (Sits down with her…) Hi.
Al: (To Silas - mockingly) Severe reprimand.
(Johnny
pours shots for Adams and Dan, Dan holds down the bottle, forcing Johnny to
pour him a large glass full. Silas does
his shot , Dan drinks his whole glass
down, then throws his hat down on the bar.
He glares at Silas as he walks away.)
Tom: Them
two seem disputatious as well, huh?
Al: (Pouring another shot)
Storm clouds
gather.
(Tom looks
up at the ceiling – looking for the clouds.
Dan approaches the table that Hawkeye and the whore are sharing. He slaps the whore on the shoulder with a
towel. She jumps up and hurries away.
Dan begins vigorously wiping the table clean.)
Butler: Think you about got her clean there, Hoss.
Dan: Another
fucking clever one. You know, I bet
when you and your partner’s out on the trail, when you ain’t greasin’ poles and
choosing who’s going to be rider, Oh, I bet you and him just bust each other’s
guts with your little fucking funnies.
Butler: Well, we do laugh some about you. (He takes Dan by surprise with a headbutt to
the belly and the fight begins. Dan
flips Hawkeye over onto the floor, he kicks him, straddles him and pins him to
the ground.
Dan: Let’s
hear a belly giggle now, (Looks at Silas,
then back Hawkeye) you cocksucker.
(He starts
punching Hawkeye…Al smiles at Silas.
Silas looks to Al, pleadingly…)
Al: No.
Adams: (Throwing his
hat to the ground) God damn it!
Slippery
Dan: Christ, that’s one country
ass-kicking!
Adams: (Charges
Slippery Dan) Shut your fucking mouth!
(Silas grabs
Slippery Dan by the jacket collar and slams him up on the wall, piercing his
chest on a pair of antlers hanging on the wall. The crowd gasps.)
Tom:
Ooh,
he just 12-pointed Slippery Dan.
(Slippery
hangs dead, Dan is still punching the hell out of Hawkeye. Al fires a shotgun into the ceiling and Dan
looks around to Al. He points it at
Dan.)
Al: Next
one is to your head, Dan. Do not doubt
me.
Dan: Well, that’s
just fucking great. That’s fucking
beautiful. (Dan gets up and storms off)
Al: Feels
like a cannon ball up my ass. (Puts the shotgun over his shoulder and
turns away.)
(Back at
Utters…Charlie and Seth are sitting quietly, listening to Jane…)
Jane: Fella
in Livingstone went sweet on me.
Finnish fella from Finland, hardly spoke fucking English. Brought me flowers and some dry food they
like there. And, uh, one night, he
takes my arm and he starts in and he, uh, whispers in his Finland accent, (Whispers) “I want to suck your cock.” (She laughs, Charlie,j ust looks at her.) What
do you fucking think of that? (She looks
at Charlie, proud, hands on hips
Charlie: (Pretending he didn’t hear
her) Uh, oh, I missed the end part,
Jane. Uh, can’t practically hear fuck-all. A fucking bullet near creased my ear.
Jane: It didn’t do
your face no fucking favors neither.
Charlie: Yeah.
Jane: (Looks to Seth – his eyes are closed) Put
him to sleep.
Seth: I
got to go. (Starts to stand, Charlie
stops him.)
Charlie: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Uh, wait. (Sits
down next to Seth) Let me get weapons.
Jane: For what?
Charlie: I told you, we was involved in a falling out, and I
guess (Seth tries to get up, Charlie
holds him down) hostilities may be about to resume.
Jane: You gonna tell
me now who it was with?
Charlie: Swearengen.
Jane: The limey
cocksucker nearly did for the little one?
Charlie: Uh-huh.
Jane: Well why the
fuck was you withholding that information?
Charlie: In the futile hope of preventing you roiling the
fucking waters.
Jane: How is that
little one the limey cocksucker nearly killed?
Still in the care of the widow Garret? (Seth stands up)
Seth: I’ll
have my badge and gun back.
Jane: Well, go get
the fucking weapons for us to back him, Charlie.
Charlie: Let me just wake my fucking watchman. (Bangs on the door)
(Silas, with
Slippery Dan slung over his shoulder, heads over to Mr. Wu’s. Mr. Wu’s pigs are already feasting on Bummer
Dan. Doc is leaning over the fence,
watching the picnic. Mr. Wu stands
guard next to him.)
Doc: Alcoholic
encephalopathy.
MrWu: Huh? (He looks
at Doc)
Doc: Um…wet
brain (Makes a pantomime of him taking a
shot, points to his head.)
(Mr. Wu
sighs and walks away, looks like he thinks Doc points to Bummer Dan’s body,
looks back and notices that Mr. Wu is no longer paying attention. Silas approaches Mr. Wu as Mr. Wu blocks his
path.)
MrWu: Five Dollar.
(Silas nods
at Mr. Wu, tries to proceed to the pigpen, Mr. Wu holds up his hand, five
fingers splayed. Silas stops, resigned,
he shifts the body so that he can reach into his pocket , he takes out a coin
and hands it to Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu steps
aside and allows Silas to proceed to the pigpen. Silas dumps Slippery Dan into the pen and walks away. Hawkeye approaches Silas, wiping his face with
a handkerchief))
Hawkeye: Anything else I can do for you, Boss?
Adams: Keep up. (Hawkeye looks down and nods his head. Silas grabs his shoulder, turning him
around. They walk away.)
(At the Gem,
in Dan’s room, he’s sitting on the bed, hunched over with his back to us. We
see Al enter the room in a reflection in the mirror to Dan’s right.)
Dan: Just
save your fuckin’ words, Al. Don’t
waste your precious time. You got any
orders, you just send Adams and he can deliver them. (Sobbing)
Al: Dan—
Dan: You
chose! You took his fucking part!
Al: As was
right and fucking proper at the time.
Dan: Yeah, but you
pointed the fucking gun at me!
Al: And
persuaded you I’d use it in order that I didn’t need to. (Dan sobbing) Dan? Where
you or me would have slammed that hoople up, planted him back and twisted the
cocksucker till all the points of that buck’s rack showed out his chest, and
then done it twice more in case the fuck mistook the first for accident, what
did Adams do?
Dan: (Still sobbing, he looks up at Al ) He
fucking walked away.
Al: Different
man from you and me. (Dan looks down)
Whatever
looks ahead, grievous abominations and disorder, you and me walk into it
together, like always. (He holds out the
shotgun to Dan. Dan takes it…)
Dan: As
you’ve never say to Adams?
Al: (Spits in his hand) As I’d never say to
Adams. (Dan stands, spits in his hand,
they shake, nearly hug, Al groans,
walks away, grimacing/smiling, Dan wipes his hand on his shirt front.) Send fucking Dolly up, huh?
Dan: (Nods, smiling) Yeah, sure thing, Boss.
(Alma is
looking down on the thoroughfare from her window…)
Alma: When
I first came to this camp and for many years before, I depended on spirits of
laudanum.
Miss
Isringhausen: May I ask against what indisposition?
Alma: (huffs through her nose) Various
indispositions. The remedy was
invariable. Caring for Sophia has been
a great joy and a great freedom. To
give up her care in love’s name or any other – the selfishness of that…I’d be
too afraid.
(Back at the
Gem…)
Johnny: I ain’t never seen a man killed like that.
Dan: By God I’ll
tell you what, Johnny, there would have been a hell of a lot more than two tines sticking through that
cocksucker’s chest if it had been me or Al impaling him.
Al: (Upstairs, yelling) Jesus Christ!
Johnny: Either Al got God or Dolly just stuck her thumb back
up his ass.
(Al’s
office, Al is bent over clinging to his desk while Dolly is working her thumb
in his ass.)
Al: Oh
(groaning)…Now, I’m halfway thinking
this exaggerates the condition rather than alleviates it. If I might should query the Doc, but then
that cocksucker will only ask after gleets. (gasping)
Oh my God. (Al tries to move away,
Dolly is persistent and scoots her chair to keep up with him) Take it
out. Take it out. Remove your fucking thumb. (he gasps, Dolly finally removes her thumb) Why,
if I was moving forward to get away from you, would you have fucking pursued
me? When I stopped, pressed on yourself
to drive your thumb into my intestine?
Dolly: Sorry.
Al: (sighs) Is it a river of blood, or what
the fuck’s pouring out of it now?
Dolly: Nothing.
Al: Huh. (sighs) Close the ass-flap. (She does)
The entire area of my fucking
asshole is now one gigantic fucking throb.
I have no idea what’s transpiring in there.
Dolly: Shall I suck
your prick?
Al: Please.
(Trixie is
outside the hardware store, smoking a cigarette. She sees Bullock and an armed Charlie and Jane following him,
approaching the Gem. She throws down
her cigarette and goes inside, and goes into the back room.)
Trixie: Does he want to fucking die? I understand that has its fucking appeal,
but not going out a fucking cunt—taking others fucking with you.
Sol: (lifts a finger in the air) Dulled
faculties!
Trixie: Your fucking stupid fuck of a stupid fucking partner.
Sol: Wants to
die? (He starts to lift himself up) Help me, Trixie.
(Back in
Al’s office, Dolly is giving him a blowjob while he talks.)