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Wild Bill Hickock

Some     adjective     time, a man's due to stop arguing with hisself, feeling twice the     adjective     fool he knows he is because he can't be something he tries to be every     adjective     day without once getting to dinnertime and not     adjective     it up.  I don't want to fight it no more.  Understand me, Charlie?  And I don't want you     adjective     in my ear about it.  Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?