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(Open at Al’s office. Al is sitting at his desk,
scratching his bandaged hand, which appears to be missing it’s middle finger.
There’s a knock at the door.)
Al: Yeah. (Trixie
enters)
Trixie: When
did you turn recluse?
Al: You
and the Jew settled in?
Trixie: The
Jew’s a born fuckin’ householder.
Scouts furniture in the fucking catalogues mornin’ and night. The Mrs. Ellsworth’s a 10-day miracle. Up and about and up and fucking doing. Meets with fucking Hearst today, her and
fucking Ellsworth, that I’d have thought would have steered her fucking clear.
Al:
Hearst’s invite?
Trixie:
Lady’s bright idea. I’ve pretext enough
if you’d have me call to dissuade her.
Al: Don’t
you get in the fucking middle. (He gets up and walks to the window.)
Trixie:
Jesus fucking Christ, Al. She might as
well set herself afire. (pauses) I can’t imagine that cocksucker got to you. (Al looks at her) Or you’re folding your fucking tent. The last shot ain’t yet fired.
Al: Stage
is coming, (He opens the balcony door and they go outside to watch the stagecoach
arrive. Attop the stage sits Wu and a very large black woman. Wu is wearing a
new suit, one that doesn’t fit very well)
Trixie: My
God, look at Wu. Lost his mind in San
Francisco.
Al: You
think he married the nigger?
Trixie:
I’m talking about his suit.
Merrick: (On the street, approaching the stage) Mr. Blazanov!
Blazanov: (Stepping from the stage) Merrick!
(Al looks up the street, and spots a group of coaches approaching. The wagons and horses are adorned with advertising: “Langrishe’s Troupe” Al looks this over and seems to recognize it)

Al: Oh
God.
Jack Langrishe: (Pointing up at Al from the
custom coach)
I am barely speaking to you.
Trixie: Who
the fuck is that?
Jack: A
shabby, shabby exit from Virginia City.
No “Farewell, Jack.” No “By your leave.” Nothing.
Al: (to Jack)
Did you notice I was being pursued?
Blonde Actress: Is that us over there?
Jack: That
is we, my dear, yes. I will install us momentarily. (to a
second woman) Countess.
Countess:
I stay till the costumes come down.
Jack: Admirable.
Only the most minimal of civilities.
“Hello, how are you?” “A bit warmer today than Tuesday.” That last may be too forgiving. (Al
watches the troupe walk away.)
(Hearst has come out of the hotel, and greets the
black woman)
Hearst:
Aunt Lou!
Lou: Hey.
Hearst: (laughs) Good to see you. (They hug)
Trixie:
Hearst’s meals are about to improve.
Hearst:
Come on in.
Lou:
Okay. (Merrick helps a woman in red down from the stage coach)
Al: (to
Trixie) Go away. Stay close to the
Jew. If it’s Ellsworth apprising you of
the widow, let him fucking continue and do likewise for me.
Trixie:
That’s more fucking like it.

(Doc’s cabin, Alma is seated on a table, buttoning
up)
Doc: Very considerate
of you to come to me when I thought I was coming to you.
Alma: As I
was feeling well, I thought you’d agree the exercise might be beneficial. Does your examination confirm my suspicions
– as to how I’m feeling?
Doc: It
does. You seem fully recovered.
Alma: I’m
delighted to be recovered. And to find my
own judgments reliable.
Doc: (coughs) I would, however, advise
against rushing back into things.
Alma: (Putting on her hat) Would any
meeting between us be complete, Doctor, until I’d had your counsel against
something? (Alma is being unusually perky)
Doc: Have
you finished taking the medicine I gave you?
Alma:
Implying what, Dr. Cochran?
Doc: I’m
implying nothing, Mrs. Ellsworth. I’m
putting a question to you.
Alma: (putting on her gloves) I disposed of
the medicine you gave me, Dr. Cochran, knowing I had a weakness for it, without
having finished taking it.
Doc: I
see.
Alma: You
seem incapable of crediting me as a full and normal person.
Doc: I
credit you as exactly that, Madam, which is to say as having limits like the
rest of us, and to urge upon you the humility of not asking more of yourself
than is reasonable. And I’d add my
observation that refusal to make such adjustment sometimes is symptom in women
of an inadequate recovery from the rigors you’ve just endured.
Alma: You
say this as my physician?
Doc: Yes.
Alma: Not
my reprover or rebuker?
Doc: No.
Alma: (smiling) Then thank you, Doctor, and
good morning.
(Hearst’s room, Lou is straightening up the room.)
Lou: You
ain’t getting’ no cobbler, Mr. Hearst,
till I get my hands on them boots.
Hearst: (Untying his boots quickly) Uh, here
they come. Here they come.
Lou: Not
one spoonful till I got ‘em clean. (Pulls
off one boot, shakes it out and sighs) Filthy.
Hearst:
It’s frontier living out here, Aunt Lou.
Lou: Where
I go, ain’t no frontier. I bring some
standards with me. (pulls off the second boot.)
Hearst:
Ah…I miss Missouri yet, Aunt Lou.
Wasn’t the world peak of ripe back then? Didn’t even the birds seem to sing different?
Lou: (rolls
her eyes slightly) More like they meant it. (She’s heard this before)
Hearst:
More like they meant it. You
understand.
Lou: I
don’t suppose you operate another pair in secret.
Hearst:
You know I wouldn’t fib.
Lou: Then
I’ll brush ‘em up directly.
Hearst: I
got you living right here in the building, Aunt Lou. I wouldn’t even think about any other arrangements.
Lou: (Again
rolling her eyes) Mightly generous, Mr. Hearst. Mighty brave.
Hearst:
Will you take a walk, see the camp?
Lou:
I’ll take a walk as far as my kitchen.
Hearst: (chuckles) I should have known you’d say that.
Lou: You
want that peach cobbler, don’t you?
Hearst: I
do for a fact. And they know
downstairs, who’s boss.
Lou: Is
this here a rich place, Mr. Hearst?
Hearst:
Oh, very, very rich, Aunt Lou. For pure
scale, maybe the richest find I’ve seen.
Lou: Guess
we can live without them birds then. (Hearst chuckles, Aunt Lou walks out. Hearst lays back in his bed.
(Al’s office, Al opens the door to Mr Wu)
Al: The
high points of the fucking high points of your trip, Wu. (Mr. Wu sits at the desk and starts to sketch. Al shuts the door.) ‘Cause
I won’t be able to follow you anyway.
Mr Wu:
Wu. San Francisco.
Al:
You
look like a fucking idiot, if no one has yet conveyed to you the truth.
Mr Wu: Wu,
San Francisco, Hearst.
Al: Yeah,
you in San Francisco, collecting workers for Hearst.
Mr Wu: Ho.
Al: How
soon, fucking Wu? (Mr. Wu frowns at Al, not understanding) The many Chinks in Hearst’s employ?
Mr Wu:
Huh? (Confusion again. Al walks to
the door and opens It, he pantomimes welcoming many chinks)
Al:
“Hello, hello, hello, hello!” The many chinks here, huh? (pulls
out a pocket watch) How soon?
Mr Wu:
Ah! (holds
up both hands) 10 Day.
Al:
“10-Day, Wu.” (smiles) Clever cocksucker.
You come back with more fucking English.
Mr Wu: (smiles with pride) Ho.
Al: (Sitting down across from Wu) Now once I get my ducks in order, you will give your
information to Hearst in a dit-down, so we can gauge his attitude toward
me.
Mr Wu: Wu,
Hearst, “Swedgin.”
Al: And
“Swedgin” must act as translator, as he is the only one in camp versed in both
languages.
Mr Wu:
Ho. (Al
takes out the Chinese plate that Wu gave him in Season 2, points to the map of
China on it)
Al: Chung
Kuo. Am I right or am I fucking
wrong?
Mr Wu:
Chung-Kuo.
Al:
Chung-Kuo, Heng-Dai.
Mr Wu: (standing) Heng-Dai
Al: Heng-Dai,
Chung Kuo. And I’ll tell you when the
meeting is, huh? (He pats him on the back
and walks to the door, opening it. Mr.
Wu gathers his papers and walks to the door, pausing in front of Al.) Welcome home, Wu. (He smiles)
Mr Wu; Mmm. (Bows his head and leaves)
(Ellsworth house,
Sofia is alone in the middle of the living room floor with a doll. We
hear an argument from upstairs)
Ellsworth: It’s
arrogance, nothing more to Goddamn less.
Alma: Do not use profanity, please, speaking to me.
Ellsworth: For
goodness sake. Apologizing for my
language, I ask you consider my meaning.
Alma: It hardly seems arrogant to me to seek an
equitable and mutually beneficial resolution with Mr. Hearst.

Ellsworth: Then
spare him that paper with your pretty ideas.
Tell him your price for how much you’ll sell, because Hearst don’t let
his partners set policy.
Alma: I hadn’t realized you were so intimate with his
business methods.
Ellsworth: Please
don’t be smart with me. Not about this.
Alma: “This,” Mr. Ellsworth, being the question of my
mine?
Ellsworth: Well,
what in the hell else would it be?! (Sofia is listening downstairs, look sad) Excuse
me.
Alma: I will meet with Mr. Hearst. I’ll be delighted
if you should choose to accompany me.
Ellsworth:
Oh,
I ain’t one to miss a train wreck.
Alma: (standing
up) Though if you cannot forbear from patronizing me, I’d prefer you didn’t
come at all. (walks past him)
Ellsworth: All
right, Mrs. Ellsworth, all right.
(Gem saloon, Al is behind the bar. Davey hands him a
bottle. Merrick is at the bar)
Davey: Empty.
You sure you don’t want me to work behind here, boss?
Al: If I
wanted you working behind here, you’d be fucking working behind here. Fucking work over there.
Merrick:
It occurs to me, Al, as you and he are so evidently well-acquainted, the decent
interval that Mr. Langrishe is owed to make his domestic arrangements I might
spend hearing you talk of him.
Al:
Ever
wonder if you expressed yourself more directly, Merrick, you might fucking
weigh less?
Merrick: I
see no logic in that whatever.
Al: I
don’t want to talk of Langrishe. He
makes me fucking nervous.
Merrick:
On what account?
Al: I
can’t say on what account. That type,
the type you don’t know exactly how you feel about him is who you’re made
nervous by. (Langrishe enters)
Jack:
Young man! (Looking around the room) Keeping the wolf away, I see. (Merrick
grins at Langrishe)
Al:
Jack.
Jack: (To
Merrick) John Langrishe, sir. The
operator has the manners of a pig.
Merrick: (chuckles) A. W. Merrick, Mr. Langrishe,
publisher of “The Deadwood Pioneer.”
Jack: Ah! Accounted for the halo I see above you.
Al:
Shit
blizzard’s early today.
Jack: He takes his tone with you as a familiar.
Merrick:
Oh, we’re well-acquainted, Mr. Swearengen and I.
Jack: (nodding
to Merrick) Mmm, new friends, (nodding to Al) old campaigners.
Al: The
infrequent bloody win.
Jack:
Always superfluous, bloodshed. The deeper
damage is best. (drinks) Ahh! (Merrick laughs)
(Grand Central, Richardson and E.B are behind the
counter)
EB: Candidly,
Richardson, as I imagine you foraging for berries and grubs, and flicking at
insects with your sticky tongue, I feel a certain dismay.
Richardson: What are you talking about?
EB: You
are to be discharged, fool. As, I
suspect in a wink of time, once some stage from a different direction arrives
with my replacement, am I.
Richardson: What
did we do wrong?
EB: Your
error, surprisingly enough, is not to be a grotesque of inconceivable
stupidity, but that you are white and male and not repulsively obese. As for my own, I wonder if it lies in an
excessive courtesy and eagerness to please.
(Hearst descends the stairs) Shoo,
skunk. Shoo. Go, go. (Richardson exits to the back room.) Mr. Hearst.
Hearst:
Farnum, have you a moment for us to talk?
EB: I
do. I’d ask only that you be brief and
forbear from false camaraderie. (EB is feigning disinterest by examining the
desk very closely. Hearst looks at him in wonder) Come, Hearst. I’ve seen the Ethiope. Who indeed could miss
her? And even as she supplants
Richardson, what person, I wonder, of what depraved exotic origin have you
engaged to take my place?
Hearst: I
hadn’t thought of replacing you. Do you
want me to? (E.B. freezes)
EB: The
world begins to dance before my eyes.
Hearst: As
for Richardson, Aunt Lou will be taking his position, but he can keep doing
whatever else it is that he does with no reduction in wage.
EB: What a
surprising and gratifying turn. (Two guests walk down the stairs and out the
door.) Paid through Tuesday. That
one’s paid through Thursday.
Hearst:
Having secured your approval as to my hiring plans, I wonder now if I might
elicit the information I came for, which is in regard to Mrs. Ellsworth.
EB: I am
abjectly at your disposal.
Hearst:
For some time, without the unseemliness of approaching her directly, I have
sought without success to generate a connection with Mrs. Ellsworth.
EB: A
haughty cunt. Formerly weak for
dope. Most fundamentally a sexual
peccant, though I’m sworn against providing specifics.
Hearst: (pauses)
Now, as it seems of her own volition, Mrs. Ellsworth appoints to meet with
me, leading me to wonder what change in her situation prompts her
approach.
EB: I will
look into that, Sir, vigorously and immediately.
Hearst:
(under his breath) You don’t know.
EB: I do
not know at present.
Hearst:
Just send her up when she gets here.
EB: I can
seek the knowledge out. I can pursue it
as a first priority.
Hearst: (walking
up the stairs) Just send her the fuck up.
EB: All
right, Sir. And may I say…(Richardson
opens the door) how delighted I am our relation is to continue?
(E.B. gives Richardson a thumbs up. Richardson returns it with a double thumbs
up and a smile. )
(Gem saloon, Langrishe is showing Merrick a few moves
with is feet, he laughs. Al looks on)
Al: (to Merrick) Why don’t you see to your type?
Merrick:
Excuse me?
Al:
Type. Don’t you use type to print out
your words?
Merrick:
Uh, well, I’d hoped to secure from Mr. Langrishe—
Jack: I
want copious discourse between us, Mr. Merrick. Where shall I find you soon?
Merrick:
Well, we could speak now if you wish.
Jack: No,
not now, young man. Not
immediately. But soon. Very, very soon. Where is your lair, that I may beard you?
Merrick: (chuckles) My lair adjoins the Gem.
Jack: Wonderful.
Merrick: I
can be bearded there most hours.
Jack:
Fine.(They both laugh)
Merrick:
Uh,uh, Thank you very much. Thank, uh,
very nice to meet you, Sir.
Jack: Ah,
the camp is lucky to have you.
Merrick:
Uh, no way, actually, you would know that.
Al: Go on
there, Merrick. Get away.
Merrick:
Oh, incessant and unrelenting, exactly that type of banter. I’ll just go out the front. You know, I could go out that way (looks up), but I—I’ll—(clears throat and exits through the front.)
Al: You’re
looking fucking well, Jack.
Jack: It’s
the learning fucking nothing, Al, that keeps me young.
(Hearst’s room, he is opening the door to the
Ellsworths.)
Hearst: Please. I hope you’ll forgive the disarray. I seem to feel a greater priority about
making space for myself than adorning the space I’ve made. (Alma nods) Refreshments?
Ellsworth: No.
Hearst: I
must say I feel less the grown man just now than a boy from Missouri. My Aunt Lou Marchbanks has come to camp.
Alma: Is your Aunt’s visit a surprise?
Hearst:
No. Heavens no, no. I—expecting my stay to be brief, I left her
at other diggings.
Alma: Your Aunt Lou prospects, too?
Hearst: My
Aunt’s my nigger cook.
Alma: I see.
Hearst:
Wonderful, wonderful cook. And a
tyrant, of course, as the best ones always are. I quite quake before her.
Alma: Do you?
Hearst:
About our conversation too, wanting so awfully much we come to an
agreement.
Ellsworth:
Don’t disappoint him, being as he’s 12 with his Aunt in camp.
Hearst:
I’ve learned that we shared time in the
Comstock, Mr. Ellsworth. I’m sorry we
didn’t meeti.
Ellsworth:
Whatever’s toward what he wants. Not a
flying fuck if it’s true or how fucking soaked in blood.
Alma: That
talk serves no purpose.
Ellsworth:
What talk to a murderer does?
Hearst:
I’d not be insulted in my own rooms, Mr. Ellsworth.
Ellsworth:
Where shall we go for me to do it?
Alma: Will you be in this afternoon, Mr. Hearst? (Ellsworth
gets up)
Ellsworth:
There’s bodies in here.
Hearst: I
certainly can be. (Alma nods)
Ellsworth:
The walls are down to make room for ‘em.
I see every fucking one! (Alma gets up, Hearst stands as well.)
Alma: Perhaps we
could speak later then.
Hearst: I will
look forward to that.
Ellsworth: You don’t look forward to nothing far as her, you murdering
cocksucker. You hear me?
Hearst: (putting out his hand to Alma) I’m very glad to have met you.
(They shake hands, Ellsworth in a rage. Alma pushes him out the door and they leave)
(In the street, Alma
turns to Ellsworth.)
Alma: I
recognize, perhaps as I never fully recognized before, how profoundly you feel
about him.
Ellsworth: I know him.
Alma: I
will present my offer to him.

Ellsworth: You will not. I will not permit
it.
Alma: You
behave in his rooms as virtually a maniac and now assert your superior
prerogative?
Ellsworth:
I forbid you, yes. (She turns her back to him, takes a deep breath, turns back around)
Alma: Well, I suppose that settles it. (She
turns and walks off, he follows)
Ellsworth:
I know him.
Alma: May I ask you to collect Sofia once you’ve seen
me home?
Ellsworth:
Do you understand? In ways you can’t.
Alma: Mr. Ellsworth, you hardly need explain yourself
to me, your wife, in the thoroughfare, having once laid down the law.
(Utter Freight/Jail house Two Cornishmen are sitting in the cell with Bullock talking to
them. One of them was present at the murder of the Cornishman in the Gem.
Charlie is across the room talking to the 2 men who witnessed the murder of
Hearst’s henchmen at the Gem. The
familiar Cornishman is crying and telling a story in Cornish to the other,
while he interprets to Seth. The men with Charlie are watching the Cornish)
Charlie: Hey. Look at me!
Talk to me.
Interpreter: (To Seth) He said they come up in cage.
The guard was behind Jory. The
guard wait for air change. First breath from above, he push Jory to the wall,
catch his legs and cut them off.
Seth: He
saw it?
Interpreter:
Jory was organizing. That’s why they
push him to the wall. (The foremen are escorted outside by
Charlie, one turns to the crying Cornishman and addresses him.)
Foreman:
We’re awful sorry.
Seth: Get
the fuck away from him!
Charlie:
Get out of here go ahead. Get on. (looks
at Seth) Accident. (The Cornishman continues to cry.)
Interpreter:
Another friend, he says, was shot days
ago in bar.
Seth: At
the Gem.
Interpreter:
The friend talked union too. Jory and
him were in the bar when he was shot.
Now they’re dead. Pasco says
he’ll be next. (They both cry. Seth walks over
to Charlie, who hands him the foremen’s statements.)
Seth: Tell
them they can go when they’re done crying.
Make them understand I was only talking to him.
(Gem saloon, Al and Jack are exiting via the back
door)
Al: Hole
in the building’s front wall. He can
pop out at any moment.
Jack:
Hearst.
Al: I’d
not have him see us together.
Jack:
Prudent. (Al holds up his bandaged hand and looks at it)
(Jack approaches the pigpen.) Ah,
bacon.
Al:
Might
have a bit of a human aftertaste. (Jack
looks amused.)
Jack:
Lurid with Chinese.
Al: No one
suggests a theater here.
Jack: Only
observing, turning you outward.
Mr Wu: (shouting at two men in Chinese)
Al: Boss
of the neighborhood. Won a war to take
over. (Jack bows slightly to Mr. Wu.
Mr. Wu returns the gesture.)
Jack: One
hopes you are his backer and not his tailor.
(Al holds up his bandaged hand
again, showing it to Jack.)
Al: You’re
the first I’ve fucking revealed this to.
Fucking throbs all the way up.
Jack: Goes
with me to the grave. (Al blows on the hand.)
Al:
Yeah. (They walk on, Jack tips his hat to a passerby) You fucking tip
your hat to everybody?
Jack:
Everybody.
(Hardware store, Sol is intently studying a furniture
catalogue. He quickly conceals it when Seth enters)
Sol:
Morning. (Seth nods) We’re low on our hardware, just doing the order.
Seth:
Dogs. For him to laugh at while we
chase our tails. (Sol nods) I’m gonna write it up anyway. Hearst’s phony fucking accident, I’m gonna
present it to him and put him on notice.
(Sol looks bewildered, and looks
back down to his catalogue.)
(Doc’s place, he’s talking with Trixie.)
Doc: I’m
concerned about Mrs. Ellsworth, Trixie.
Trixie: If
concerned means “Is she using?”… (lights
a cigarette) I don’t think she is.
Doc: I
don’t either.
Trixie:
Then why’d you ask if she was?
Doc: I
didn’t. You just took me for asking
that. (He coughs and tries to clear his throat)
Trixie: Ask
the one you want to then.
Doc: (sighs)
I’m concerned that her
temperament is—(stifling a cough) is
labile. (coughs)
Trixie: (confused,
laughs and seems concerned about Doc) I guess that means she’s talking
through her cunt?
Doc: Her
moods seem inappropriately variable. (serious
coughing)
Trixie: Saying “variable,” I don’t disagree. I said so myself this morning to somebody
else. (Doc coughs heavily) Did I fucking embarrass you, Doc, that you go
so fucking red? (continues coughing) Don’t throw a fit, Doc. Look, I’ll put it out.
(She stamps out the cigarette. Doc coughs up some bloody phlegm, catching
it in his hands, Trixie is
horrified. He waves her out, and she
leaves.)
(In the street, Al and Jack continue their tour of
the camp., They approach the Ellsworth house)
Al: This
is new. This entire area is
recent. The Ellsworth house, the
richest claim nest to Hearst, that woman.
Jack: What
sort of plays does she favor?
Al: Oh,
Christ, she told me and I fucking forgot.
Goes through her men like Sherman to the fucking sea. This—can’t remember who this fucking belongs
to.
Jack: And
who does this fucking belong to? (He waves to a large open area between the
buildings, sort of a circle in the middle of the street)
Al: Well,
I guess this belongs to fucking everybody.
(Jack nods, they continue their
walk.) The Bullock house. Fucking Sheriff. Insane fucking person.
(Back at the Hardware Store, Seth is done writing up
his notice and starts to leave)
Seth: The
one at Swearengen’s, too, I’ll put him on notice about. (Trixie
walks in, she looks at Sol and steps to the side.) I’m gonna put him on
notice about it all. (Seth leaves)
Trixie: (angry)
Wouldn’t be looking for anyone coming through the wall to deal with your
Johnson. (She starts to roll up a cigarette) And don’t you try fucking
coming to my side either, or your Jew
head will be wearing that fucking dresser as a tiara.
Sol: All
right.
Trixie: We’re
supposed to read your mind, understand what you fucking mean.
Sol: I
mean… all right.
Trixie: Shut the fuck up. “Please don’t smoke” means “I’m at death’s fucking door.”
Sol: You
can smoke. (She lights up her cigarette) I’d
prefer…if you did it outside.
Trixie: You’re
a fucking idiot, anyways. (She flicks the cigarette to the floor and
leaves.)
(Al and Jack continue their walk.)
Al: (looking at his hand) Pus is a deeper yellow. Aw, cocksucker. What are
you staring at? (looks at a hoople on the
boardwalk) Fucking boot fits,
huh? (They approach the Grand Central. Merrick steps out from his newspaper
office, he spies them and looks very anxious for them to come his way)
Jack: Home
base, young man.
Al:
There’s the whole fucking area on the other side.
Jack: I’m
quite worn out.
Al: I
fucking started this job, I’ll fucking finish it. (He points up to the roof
of the Grand Central) This motherfucker.
Jack: Al…(waves to all the hooples watching him from
the street) It’s not the first impression I’d make. (He steps up to the porch of the Grand Central and turns to Al.) Heartfelt
thanks. (Al rubs his bandages, and walks
away. Jack starts to turn into the
hotel but instead steps past the doorway, continuing on by himself. Merrick is watching and looks disappointed)
(Hearst’s room, Seth is there. Seth stands as Hearst reads the reports)
Hearst: With
such disagreement among the statements, Mr. Bullock, on what basis could an
inquiry justifiably go forward?
Seth: I
put you on notice, Mr. Hearst. I
identify a pattern in these events. (Hearst taps the table and stands up)
Hearst: Unless
some law is broken, Mr. Bullock, whose sanctions you have power to apply, why
in fuck should I care what pattern you identify or don’t?
Seth:
There is a sanction against murder.
Hearst:
The man lost his legs in a shaft. It
happens quite often.
Seth: I
now learn that your worker who died in the Gem last week was killed by two of
your guards.

Hearst: I
defy you to prove that event, about which the two of us have spoken, was
murder. Whereas, in the same saloon
nine days ago, two guards of mine, giving no provocation, had their throats cut with two others of my
guards as witness. Certainly, the
guards who survive are capable of naming the killers. Shall I have them make complaint? (He drinks a shot and slams
the shot glass on the table, looking up at Seth.) I put you on notice. Hearst turns away and goes to his desk in
the next “room”, then stis with his back to Seth)
(Telegraph office, Blazanov is working on some new
equipment as Merrick watches)
Blazanov: Many
new people are in the camp, Mr. Merrick.
Merrick:
And a very eventful time we had during your absence, Mr. Blazanov. You and I will have much to discuss in our
evening perambulations. (A spark jumps from one of the instruments
that Blazanov has just touched, Merrick jumps.) Oh God.
Blazanov:
Okay. Main line coil, artificial line
coil,…(tapping) new armature lever,
separate battery, supplementaries. All
new contrivances I was instructed about in Chicago. Without this many innovations, differential duplex would no be possible.
Merrick:
Differential duplex? (confused)
Blazanov:
Can you speakin a high voice, Mr. Merrick?
Merrick: I
can speak in a low voice.
Blazanov: (high voice) Blazanov then will speak in high voice. (Merrick
looks more confused) Keep speaking on in your low voice while Blazanov, at
the same time, speaks highly. (Merrick starts
to speak) his is duplex telegraphy.
Merrick: (low voice) From this point on, I shall speak in my low voice.
Blazanov: (high voice) Both messages sent at the same time…from the same
office at different voltages.
Merrick: (low voice) Excuse me, but I can’t understand you when we both
talk at once.
Blazanov: (high voice) And recorded elsewhere by instruments with
appropriate sensitivities.
Merrick: (still does not understand) Well, I—I won’t keep you from your work. (Blazanov
seems surprised)
Blazanov:
Mr. Merrick?
Merrick:
Hmm?
Blazanov:
I met a girl in Chicago.
Merrick:
Oh, yes? (very interested)
Blazanov:
Also for our…perambulations.
Merrick:
Hmm. Yeah. (he turns and leaves)
(Bella Union, Cy’s disheveled room. Hearst is addressing a sitting Cy)

Hearst: Seeing
you on your balcony the other night, Mr. Tolliver, taking in the life of the
camp, I thought maybe it was time we had a talk.
Cy: I
regret we have to meet in this environment, Sir.
Hearst:
Not at all.
Cy: No.
Changes that have gone on here, (taps his chest) it’s not the place I’d
be seen in by you.
Hearst:
I’m sure whatever changes you allude to,
Mr. Tolliver, will come clear from your behavior.
Cy: Fresh
start. (chuckles) How many men would be grateful for that
opportunity? (Puts his hand on his Bible,
ceremoniously.)
Hearst: (nodding
to the bible) Do you have more you wish to do with that, or shall I state
my business?
Cy:
Please, state your business.
Hearst:
Your letter from Mr. Wolcott naming me as having knowledge of his misdeeds.
Cy: A
letter I mentioned to you, yes, in a conversation I regret.
Hearst: 5%
of my holdings I recall as your demand, or you would circulate the letter’s
contents.
Cy:
Exactly what I regret and now find reprehensible and why I thank God that you
take a new look at me.
Hearst: To
this point, Mr. Tolliver, you make no materially different impression. Still lying, still bullshitting.
Cy: I hope
I’m not, Sir, but I—I can certainly understand why that would be your material
second impression.
Hearst:
Shall I show you the letter from Mr. Wolcott that I have in my possession?
Cy: That’s
not necessary from my point of view.
You tell me you’ve got it, I believe you.
Hearst: Here
it is. (pulls a letter from his jacket) Will you compare it to your letter? Verify its authenticity?
Cy: It’s
not necessary.
Hearst:
Shall I read to you certain pertinent sections on Wolcott’s assay of your
nature and likely behavior after his
death? (Cy closes his eyes and folds his hands under his chin as if to pray) His
detailing your complicitous participation in the aftermath of his
crimes—disposing of the bodies and so forth?
You have no letter from Wolcott, Mr. Tolliver. (Cy lowers his hands and opens his eyes.)
Cy: Let’s
say that’s the case.
Heasrst: I
just did. Let’s hear you say it.
Cy: I have
no letter from Mr. Wolcott.
Hearst:
Never did.
Cy: I
never did have one.
Hearst:
You’re a lying, blackmailing sack of shit.
Cy: What
do you want?

Hearst: I
want you to go to work for me.
(Gem saloon, Al is at the bar, Johnny
and Dan look on.)
Johnny: (clears throat) How was your walk?
Al: I
seemed to get around adequately.
Dan:
Seemed to get along with that dandy.
Al: Yeah,
he’s all right. (Dan looks at Johnny)
Johnny:
Theater fella, huh? Langrishe?
Al: (looking straight at them) He’s a
fucking promoter of the first fucking quality, I can tell you that. I don’t go to plays so I can’t speak to his
worth as an actor. (drinks)
Ahh—Tuesdays…he’ll tend to have amateur nights. Been to plenty of those.
Virginia City. Guy farted seemed near
an hour. (Seth enters through the back
door)
Johnny: (softly to Dan)
Well, that don’t sound like no amateur. (giggles)
Al:
Bullock.
Seth: Tell
that Chinaman when I want admission to his meat locker, it behooves him to
fucking cooperate.
Al: What
did he do instead?
Seth: Said
“Swedgin” and barred my way.
Al: Had
you eyes to select your own cut?
Seth: Are
you gonna fuck with me? (Al tilts his head to Seth, beside him at
the bar) I had eyes for the Cornishman killed in here last week. I explained it to him, and he Goddamn
understood me.
Dan: Did
he mosey over to a corner, lift up a fucking tarp?
Seth:
Yeah, he went to the tarp.
Al: That’s
what the croaker was under.
Johnny:
That’s our nook in Wu’s structure. (Al points to the bar in front of Seth,
Johnny slides a shot glass down and Al pours a drink.)
Al: Why Wu
delayed cooperating, he hadn’t known the croaker was under there. His stupid suit so overcome me, it slipped
my mind to tell him.
Seth: I want
that body. (drinks)
Al: I’ll see
Wu hands it over.
Seth: Hearst
just had another Cornish killed at his diggings for trying to organize. They’re calling that one an accident. (Dan and Johnny exchange looks)
Al: What
makes you think any good will come of confronting Hearst now?
Seth: Now
is when he’s killing people.
Al: What,
you feel he’ll leave off soon?
Seth: Tactics
and timing ain’t the issue.
Al: The
hell you say. (drinks)
Seth: If
his pigs get that body, Wu is their next fucking meal. You make him understand . (Seth
leaves)
(On the street, Seth spies Alma, who’s heading to the
Grand Central. She sees him and they exchange smiles)
(Chez Amie. We see Joanie with a watering can,
watering the children’s garden in front of the building. Jack is now looking
around the camp on his own, and is studying the building)
Jack: (reading signs) “Chez Ami” “Cooperage” Well,
well.
Joanie: I’m
watering these kids’ vegetables. We
don’t do the other anymore.
Jack: Very
good. Lovely building. Sturdy?
Joanie: (nervous
at the attention) Get away now.
(He nods and tips his hat to her, walking away)
(Hearst’s room, he is opening the door to Alma)
Alma: I apologize for the awkwardness between you and my
husband.
Hearst:
Ah. My dear Phoebe, Mrs. Hearst, like
your Mr. Ellsworth, while pleasantly conversable on most subjects, finds others
not to suit her at all. (He gestures for her to have a seat, he
pulls out a chair for her, and as she sits he leans in to smell her rather
inappropriately. She does not notice. Hearst sits across from her at the table)
Alma: Will you hear my offer, Mr. Hearst?
Hearst: Of
course.
Alma: (pulling
out her paper) I am willing to sell to you a 49% ownership in my claim, in
return for—and here…of course, I am out of my depth—but for the sake of
beginning a negotiation, I’ll say 5% of your holdings in the hills. You would have an easement through my
holdings for the transport of your ore, unqualified in any regard except that
it not impede my mining operation.
Naturally, at a separate fee, I would wish access to transport for my
own ore.
Hearst: (As Alma speaks, Hearst is growing more and more
irritated) Have you finished?
Alma: I have, yes.
Hearst: (struggles
to remain civil) Your proposal is thoughtful, but I’m afraid I lack the
qualities that minority participations require.
Alma: