
Episode #5
“The Trial of Jack McCall”
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(We see Wild Bill’s corpse laid out, flies are
landing on his face, as those paying their respect pass by, they shoo the flies
away.)
SoapGuy: Tuft
of a recently decapitated Indian…25 cents.
Authentic heathen hair tufts.
Head brought to camp same day as Wild Bill Hickok was killed. 25 cents a tuft. Or five tufts for a dollar.
25 cents a tuft! 25 cents a
tuft! Don’t miss your chance at a fine
souvenir, boys, authentic heathen hair tufts.
Send them east to friends and family.
And if you was to say in your letter with the tufts inside that it was
you, who cut the cocksuckers head off who’d be there to naysay?
(Another
line is forming in the thoroughfare,
this one is for trial jurors and lawyers)

Merrick: Anyone,
may join the juror’s line. Only those
admitted to the bar, may join the line of candidates for officers of the
court. Jurors will be drawn from the
hat on my right. Officers of the court
in the box, on my left. I have no say
in either outcome. So please don’t try
to bribe me.
(Cy and Al
are watching from the balcony of the Gem)
Cy: That
newspaper fella seems a good sort.
Al: He’s
alright.
Cy: How far
into the process you think he’ll stay involved?
Al: ‘Til them
shysters take over.

(Al looks over and sees Alma in her window)
(Alma’s
room)
Alma: I
don’t know what’s become of the woman who was Hickok’s friend.
Doc: Probably,
drunk over his murder.
Alma: Yes, well
there’s a child to be considered.
Doc: And she
couldn’t be doin’ better.
Alma: Despite her
situation.
Doc: I don’t see
your medicine.
Alma: No, I broke the
bottle.
Doc: Alright. (Bends
down to his satchel to get a full bottle)
Alma: No!
Doc: I don’t know
if this is the time for you to stop takin’ this laudanum, Mrs. Garrett.
Alma: Oh, what a
pleasant surprise, doctor. To hear you
admit the limits of your knowledge.
Doc: Have you made
any travel plans?
Alma: (Shakes head “no”) Before his murder,
Mr. Hickok arranged with a Mr. Bullock to look after my affairs here.
Doc: That’s
good, that’ll…that’ll free you up to leave.
(Alma looks over and meets
Sophia’s eyes)
(Outside,
back at the trial line…)
Shyster: 25
cents, 25 cents a tuft! Hair from the
heathen dead less than one day. (Seth
looks over at the shyster) 25 cents, 25 cents a tuft!
Man in
Line: These are good boots you people sold me.
Seth: (Walking away towards the shyster) Glad
you’re satisfied.
Shyster:
Hair
from a heathen dead less than one day!
Seth: Cut that shit
out!
Shyster: No
law against me selling these, mister.
Seth: No law either
against me breakin’ your fuckin’ jaw, you don’t quit it! (Grabs the stick with the hair, breaks it over his knee and throws it
in a fire)
Seth: (To Tom Nuttall) Put him out here like a
goddamned circus freak!
Nuttall: Whoa,
I’m not makin’ a penny from this, Mr. Bullock.
People just wanted to pay their respects. Well, I-I-I had him around the side, but ah, they…they knocked
the damn tent over. (Seth walks away)

(Gem)
Cy: (Looking down from the balcony still) Man
has a powerful temper.
Al: Them
hardware cocksuckers been an ongoing pain in my balls, since him and his
partner showed up.
Cy: Where do
you suppose that heathen’s head go to them tufts of hair came off of Al?
Al: Yeah, I
don’t know.
Cy: Didn’t some
Mexican bring the head in for bounty?
Al: If it’s
important to ya, I’ll look it up in my yesterday’s diary. (Al walks inside)
Cy: Couldn’t
matter less. (Follows Al inside)
Al: As the
trial itself, I got no problem acting as host.
Loss of revenue’s not withstanding.
(Al opens the door for Cy to leave
his office)
Cy: Well, I’m
happy to have it at my joint, but bein’ you’re senior in the community, it
seems somehow out of place.
Al: Anyways,
we’ll have it here. (They leave the office and start to head
downstairs) But just let me say this once, in your hearing. For outright stupidity, the whole fuckin’
trial concept goes shoulder to shoulder with that cocksucker Custer’s thinkin’
when he headed for that ridge.
Cy: It’s got
it’s disadvantages.
Al: We’re
illegal. Our whole goal is to get
annexed to the united fuckin’ states.
We start holdin’ trials, what’s to keep the United States fuckin’
Congress from sayin’, “Oh, excuse us, we didn’t realize you were a fuckin’
sovereign community and nation out there.
Where’s your cocksucker’s flag?
Where’s your fuckin’ navy or the like?
Maybe when we make our treaty with the Sioux we should treat you people
like renegade fuckin’ Indians. Deny
your fuckin’ gold and property claims.
And hand everything over instead to our ne’er-do-well cousins and
brother’s in law.”
Cy: That we don’t want.
Al: But,
if we’re gonna have the fuckin’ thing, might as well have it in my joint, huh?
(They continue walking, the camera pans to outside)
Merrick: Tom Smith, of Lead.
Juror number seven!
Al: How’s business?
Cy: Hot and cold.
Strugglin’ to get our craps concept off the ground.
Al: That’s the way with any new idea. Takes the hoopleheads time to adjust.
Merrick: Samuel Smith.

Al: Sometimes
I wish we could just hit ‘em over the head, rob ‘em and throw their bodies in
the creek.
Cy: But that
would be wrong.
Merrick: Jay Johnson,
Spearfish. Juror number ten.
(Doc is
coming down the street. He spots Seth
and approaches him)
Doc: Mr.
Bullock?
Seth:Doc?
Doc: I just seen
Mrs. Garrett.
Seth:I’ve got a
proxy for her to sign.
Doc: You oughta go
ahead and get that done so she can go ahead and leave town.
Seth:
Anything else
on your schedule I’m behind on?
Doc: No, sir.
Merrick: I will now
draw from the lawyers business cards in the box. The presiding magistrate, prosecutor and counsel for the defense.
Al: (Loudly) After that part’s over, for not
pre-judging the evidence…why don’t we try the cocksucker at my place? (Sophia
is watching from her window)
Cy: Second.
Merrick: Officers of
the court, Magistrate…
(Grand
Central lobby)
EB: There’s
a cripple who’d do. If I could pry her
from Mr. Swearengen.
Alma: How
much money would loosen his grip?
EB: More likely
Al’d bridle at breakin’ his routine. He
likes to berate the gimp mornin’s.
Alma: I cannot see to
the child. She needs someone less
distracted.
EB: I wish to
see you extricated from all these…complications and difficulties, Mrs. Garrett,
as much as you do yourself.
Alma: (Laughing) Oh, Thank you, Mr.
Farnum. (She sees Seth entering the hotel)
EB: And
in that regard, wonder if you’d decided on my bid for your claim yet?
Alma: (Turning to walk to Seth) Are you Mr.
Bullock?
Seth: (Takes off his hat) Yes.
Alma: I’m
Alma Garrett.
Seth: How do you do?
EB: Please,
excuse me. I’m spread so thin with my
cook out.
Seth: I got this for
you to sign. (EB, watching as he grabs
some plates)
Alma: Have
you a pen at the desk, Mr. Farnum?
EB: Certainly. (Drops some old bacon into a pan to re-heat)
Alma: Several
days ago I…watched you, and Wild Bill Hickok, support each other in a gun fight
from the window in my room. Later, when
Mr. Hickok…spoke so highly, ah, Mr. Bullock, I…I imagined it was you. ( She
begins to sign the proxy) Mr. Bullock has authority to act in my behalf on
all matters relating to the claim.
EB: I see.
Alma: In case you
couldn’t, I thought I’d tell you.
EB: Wonderful. One load off your back. Let me see about getting you that,
cripple. (Seth takes the proxy letter from Alma and puts it in his coat
pocket. EB goes outside and pauses on the
porch.)
(Bella
Union, Joanie comes down from upstairs)
Cy: Is
he dead or alive?
Joanie: He’s sick.
Cy: And we
ain’t no hospital! (To Bart) Number eight’s relocatin’. Bundle him up, put some of Leon’s remedy down him and take him to
the hills.
Bart: Can someone
else do it, Mr. Tolliver?
Cy: Sure they
can. Shall I get someone else to take
him?
Bart: No, I-I’ll do
it.
Cy: And burn
the blanket afterwards. Thanks,
Bart. (Bart leaves, Joanie steps in front of Cy)
Joanie: Some
do get well, Cy.
Cy: His
chances’ll improve outdoors. The
bracing air.
(Gem, Al is
on the landing)
Al: What
are you movin’ the tables for?
Dan: You said you
wanted the jury right here.
Al: Can’t
they sit at separate tables?
Dan: Do you want
the tables together, or not?
Al: I don’t
want anything done, that can’t be undone, five minutes after this fiasco
concludes. (To Jewel as he comes
downstairs) Clean somewhere where I can’t see ya. (To the whores)
Go on,
get fuckin’!
EB: Have
patience with the widow, Al. She’s give
her proxy to that hardware fella.
Al: Oh,
Hickok breaks my balls from the afterlife.
EB: You fell,
before he was murdered, Hickok enlisted Bullock in the widow’s cause?
Al: Advance
the subject or pick up a broom.
EB: Signing a
proxy don’t mean the widow can’t do a deal.
It just includes Bullock in.
Al: If the
widow trusts her own judgments, she don’t let Hickok bring the hardware
cocksuckers into it.
EB: She’s
tryin’ to get off the dope. Maybe
loaded, she’d get her self-confidence back.
Al: Oh, let
me camp beneath her window and suggest that.
EB: Hickok’s
half woman friend’s off somewhere’s on a tear.
The orphan square head’s in the widow’s care. The widow feels put upon.
She’s asked me to find her some help.
I suggested the gimp.
Al: No!
EB: So as not
to put a whore up first off. Now I will
propose Trixie.
Al: As a get
acquainted gift, she could bring the widow a good-sized ball a dope.
EB: Yes.
Al: Well
thought through, E.B. (Johnny covers the deer head with a sheet) Tell
the widow you have a candidate.
EB: I have to
go look to my roast. My cook’s on the
queue to see Hickok’s remains. (Johnny hangs the picture of Abe Lincoln up
and covers it with a sheet as well) Then he’ll probably sneak here for the
trial. (As Johnny comes down the ladder he causes a bottle of whiskey to crash
down to the floor. Al stops dead in his
tracks and looks down from above) Oops.
(EB, seeing Al mad, tip toes as fast as
he can out of the Gem)
(Seth is
walks up to the hardware store)
Seth: Reverend.
Rev: Hello,
sir. Sir, who stands for Mr. Hickok?
Seth: What do you
mean?
Rev: Mr. Utter has
gone to Cheyenne. And I don’t find Mr.
Hickok’s woman friend. Mr. Nuttall
commissioned the coffin, but wishes not to participate further. Now I need guidance in certain matters. But I don’t know who stands for him.
Seth: What are you
tryin’ to find out?
Rev: For example,
I thought “How Firm a Foundation.”
Sol: For the
hymn.
Seth: Sounds a good
choice.
Rev: Do you think
so?
Seth: Yes, I do.
Rev: Might
something else be more appropriate?
Seth: I don’t know,
Reverend.
Rev: I think
“H-How Firm a Foundation” for the hymn and from the gospel, first Corinthians
12.
Seth: Alright. (Sol, this whole time, is watching as Seth
gets more and more frustrated with the Reverend’s questions)
Rev: If
the foot shall say because I am not the hand, I’m not of the body, is it
therefore not of the body? And if, the
ear shall say because I’m not the eye, I’m not of the body, is it therefore
not? Now hath God, set the members,
every one of them, in the body as it hath pleased him.
Seth: (Firmly) That is a good choice Reverend.
Rev: (Smiling) 12 and 13, I think. (Leaves)
Sol: Are
we open for business?
(Seth is
angry, and walks over to Wu’s meat locker where Mcall is being kept, Mr. Wu
glares at Seth as he enters the meat locker.)
Jack: I
know you.
Seth: I know you,
too.
Jack: I guess after
bumrushin’ me outta your fine, fuckin’ hardware establishment, you didn’t see
this comin’, did you?
Seth: I halfway did,
you droop eyed cocksucker!
Jack: I was born
droop eyed, alright?
Seth: And who do you
blame for the rest of the fuckin’ mess?
Jack: Let me ask you
this, cocksucker? You think they know
me in New York City by now? (Seth grabs
him by the throat) Ah!
Seth: If you wasn’t
tied up, I’d kill ya!
Jack: Ow, what you
cryin’ for?
Seth: What?
Jack: I’m askin’
what you’re cryin’ for? Did you love
Hickok so much? Was your
sweetheart? Did he stick his dick up
your ass? Ah, ah!
Lawyer: (Entering) Hey, Hey! I’m this man’s counsel.
Seth: (Stops choking Jack , turns around to leave) I’ll pin a rose on you. (Seth leaves, Mr. Wu watches him)
Jack: Why
I shake ya hand. I’m all trussed up
like a Christmas pig.
Lawyer: I’d say
you’re better situated than your companions.
Jack: Well, I’m a
hard case for you, counselor. And no
mistake, everyone in there saw me shoot him.
Lawyer: If you’ll
let me set our strategy, I don’t think we’ll dispute what people saw.
Jack: Now, I guess
you’re here to break me out.
Lawyer: (chuckling) Son, did James Butler
Hickok, ever kill a relative of yours?
Jack: James
Butler Hickok?
Lawyer: Wild Bill
Hickok. Did he ever kill a brother of
yours or, or the like?
Jack: A brother?
Lawyer: I’m
asking you, if what happened in that saloon, was vengeance, for the death of a
family member? Possibly a brother in
Abilene. Or the like.
Jack: A brother in
Abilene. (Counsel smiles, pats Jack on the knee and leaves)
(Bart is
dragging Andy on a sled in the forest)
Andy: Oh
Christ.
(Bart
dismounts, dumps the sled over tossing Andy onto the forest floor – he’s
covered in
sores)
Andy: Oh,
Jesus.
Bart: You
alright? (Andy gasps) Look, I’m sorry as hell about all this. Sorry as hell. I’m not gonna burn the fuckin’ blanket. Fuck Cy! Look, this is
not my fuckin’ fault. (Takes his gloves
off and drops them on the ground next to Andy) It’s not my fault.
Andy: Ah, Christ. (Bart leaves) Ah, God take me!
(At the Gem,
Al enters the whores room and finds Trixie looking out the window, smoking a
cigarette)
Al: What
do you look at out there?
Trixie: Whatever
I can see.
Al: Clean up.
Trixie: Am I
on jury duty?
Al: Put on a
decent enough dress to help a widow with a kid.
Trixie: What
widow in camp, has a kid?
Al:
The widow
is the New York dude’s widow. The kid
is the orphan square head.
Trixie: I
didn’t know she was carin’ for that child now.
Al: Does it
change what fuckin’ dress you wear?
Trixie: No.
Al: Widow’s a
dope fiend. She’s been drinkin’ it. (Hands Trixie a ball of dope) Help her
expand her horizons.
(Bella
Union, Doc enters, looks upstairs, gets a concerned look on his face and approaches
Cy at the cashier’s booth)
Doc: I
see no guard outside of room eight.
Cy: Yeah, room
eight left.
Doc: Born by
angels?
Cy: You don’t
have that man to worry about anymore, Doc.
You or me either, just…put the man in room eight from your mind.
Doc: Sir, I have
no vaccine. For the sickness the man in
room eight didn’t have. The closest
place that does, to my knowledge, is Fort Kearney. If you want a remedy, the epidemic that you have no reason to
believe will break out; I would send
somebody there right away.
Cy: Heard ya
loud and clear, doctor.
Doc: Will ya send
someone, Mr. Tolliver?
Cy: If I do,
you’ll be the first to know.
Doc: (Hits the mesh of the cashier’s booth –
hard) If you don’t, and I have to, that will be known to every damn person
in this camp! (Grabs his satchel and leaves)
Cy: (Looks over and sees Joey doing a shot) Joey? (Joey
looks over and Cy motions with his head for him to come over) You ever had
Nebraska pussy?
Joey: Ah,
not to my knowledge, Mr. Tolliver.
Cy: Eddie
Sawyer, get in here! (Puts a hand on Joey’s shoulder as Eddie
approaches) True or not, Eddie, when a man wets his end in Nebraska pussy,
his life is changes forever.
Eddie: Speaking
only for myself, I still mark the anniversary.
Joey: Well, point me
in the right direction.
Cy: You hear
that, Eddie?
Eddie: Boy’s
got a healthy attitude.
Cy: (Chucking)
(Al’s office
Johnny pokes his head in)
Johnny: Yes,
sir.
Al: Come
here. (Holds out the Indian head wrapped in burlap – Johnny takes it) Get
this outta here.
Johnny: Get rid of
it?
Al: Did you
hear me announce the other night that I’d pay a $50 bounty for every fuckin’
Indian head?
Johnny: I was right
next to ya, Al.
Al: That’s
the first head. Some chili chomper’s
out there somewhere spendin’ my 50. You
get rid of that head, you’d better know of another place with a position open
for an idiot.
Johnny:
Alright. Got a couple places I
can keep it, I guess.
Al: Yeah,
‘til after the trial.
Johnny: Well, what
do ya do with it then? Put it somewhere
in the bar? It’s a nice conversation
piece. I mean if it’s handled the right
way.
(EB is in
one of the hotel rooms, scrubbing at a bloodstain)
EB: You
have been tested, Al Swearengen. And
your deepest purposes proved, there’s gold on the woman’s claim. You might as well have shouted it from the
rooftops. That’s why I’m jumpin’
through hoops to get it back. Thorough
as I fleeced the fool she married, I will fleece his widow, too. Using loyal associates like, Eustace Bailey
Farnum as my go-betweens and dupes. To
explain, why I want her bought out I’ll make a pretext of my fear of the
Pinkertons. I’ll throw Farnum a token
thief, why should I reward E.B., with some small fractional, participation in
the claim? Or let him even lay by a
little security and source of continuing income, for his declining years. What’s he ever done for me? Except let me, terrify him every goddamned
day of his life ‘til the idea of bowel regularity, is a full on fuckin’
hope. (Pours water on the stain) Not to mention orderin’ a man killed in
one of E.B.’s rooms. So every fuckin’
free moment of his life E.B. has to spend scrubbin’ the bloodstains off the
goddamned floor! To keep from…havin’ to
lower his rates. Goddamned that
motherfucker!
(The Gem,
the trial is starting, men are chattering, the Magistrate bangs his gavel)
Magistrate
Clagett: Rules of the court.
No nonsense. Prosecution will
open. The defense will respond. The jury will be charged and
deliberate. (Looks at the prosecutor) Go ahead.
Prosecutor: We shoulder
a great weight here today. Now we’re
many of us miners, but this is no claim dispute.
Al: (Looking down from above) Christmas.
Dan: Hmm?
Al: We’ll be
here ‘til fuckin’ Christmas!

(The jury
turns around and looks up at Al, Dan holds his hand out like – “carry on”)
Prosecutor: Yesterday,
a man of reputation was killed in this camp.
Now, the killer, had no reputation.
But the circumstances speak badly enough about his character that, in
time to come he may get one. Now, we
all know that, even though the killer is a coward, not all killings are
murders. You jurors have to decide if this killing was. And your decision, will come to this. Either a man giving you a dollar for
breakfast is provocation beyond endurance, or Jack McCall, shooting Wild Bill
Hickok, was murder, pure and simple.
Al: Picked up
his pace towards the end.

Magistrate
Clagett: (Looks at the Defense counsel) Go ahead.
Defense: Thank
you, sir. Why’d you kill Hickok, Mr.
McCall?
Jack: He murdered my
brother in Kansas.
Defense: Murdered
your brother in Kansas. (Jack nods his head) Thank you, son.
Dan: Hmm?
Al: Don’t
count your fuckin’ chickens.
Magistrate
Clagett: Go
ahead.
Prosecutor: When did
Hickok murder your brother, Mr. McCall?
Jack: In Kansas, Abilene.
Prosecutor: Are you
still drunk? I said when?
Jack: Ah, I-I don’t
recall the exact year. When they was
both in Abilene.
Prosecutor: And you were
present?
Jack: Not at
shooting, no.
Prosecutor: But you were
in Abilene at the time that this happened?
Jack: No, when the
shooting happened, no.
Al: Tell that
judge I was to see him. (Dan goes downstairs)
Prosecutor: Were you
ever in Abilene?
Jack: Yes.
Prosecutor: Well do you
often play cards, McCall, for three days with a man who murdered your brother,
before, in passion’s white heat, you take your revenge?
Jack: No, it wasn’t
white heat. (Dan whispers in the
Magistrate’s ear) I had to find my chance.
Magistrate
Clagett:
If
that’s it, I’m callin’ a break for nature and we’ll finish later.
Prosecutor: Do you even
have a brother, Mr. McCall?
Jack: Yeah. And Hickok killed him.
Magistrate
Clagett:
Break
for nature. (The room starts chattering, the Magistrate Starts heading for the
stairs)
Card Player
Shot in the Wrist: Sir?
Sir? Bullet that killed Mr.
Hickok is in my wrist. Any chance I
could testify?
Magistrate
Clagett:
McCall
already admitted he killed Hickok.
Card
Player: Well, years to come when I’m givin’ talks or the like, I just,
I’d just appreciate it if I’d be on the record. (Magistrate Clagett heads
upstairs) Sir, there’s $50 in it
for ya. I’d be tellin’ the truth, sir!
(Alma’s room)
Trixie: (Knocking) Mrs.
Garrett?
Alma: (To Sophia) It’s
okay. (knocking – Alma heads to the door) Who is it?
Trixie: I’m sent to help you with the little one. (Alma opens the door &
Trixie steps inside) I’m Trixie.
Alma: Thank you for
coming at such short notice, Trixie. (Motions to Sophia)
Trixie: Oh,
ain’t you pretty? (kneels down) I’m
sorry about your husband, ma’am. It’s
good of you to care for the child. (Picks up Sophia) Oh…
Alma: I was under the
impression you were, hurt.
Trixie: Ma’am?
Alma: Mr. Farnum,
said you had some, sort of, physical liability?
Trixie: I’m
not her. Oh, she’s lovely though, Jewel.
May I wash her? Give her a nice
bath?
Alma: Of course.
Trixie: Alright,
little one. (Puts Sophia down and pushes up her sleeves)
Alma: She
doesn’t speak English.
Trixie: (Nods her head) I’m Trixie (Pats her chest) Trixie.
( Al’s
office, the Magistrate is seated across from him, Al is getting out whiskey from his drawer and setting up
drinks)
Al: You
want a blowjob while I talk to you?
Magistrate
Clagett: No.
Al: I wasn’t
offerin’ it personally. (Pours the drinks)
Magistrate
Clagett: Make your point.
Al: My point
is…before a guilty verdict would get executed on that cocksucker, three men,
would walk in that meat locker where he’s bein’ held with bags over their heads
and cut his fuckin’ throat. And within
half an hour that celestial’s little pigs will be, on their backs, with their
hooves in the air, belching up human remains.
Magistrate
Clagett: Are
you saying you’d order that to be done?
Al: I’m
sayin’, I had a vision, it’d happen. My
second of the day. First come when I
was watchin’ you and them lawyers on line this morning. They began to slither in my sight like
vipers. So as not to puke I had to
close my eyes. The vision went on. Got worse.
I saw the vipers in the big nest in Washington. They were takin’ us in the camp, for actin’
like we could set out own laws up or organizations and then saw the big viper
decide to strangle and swallow us up every fuckin’ thing we gain here. It was horrible. How could we fuckin’ avoid it?
How could we let the vipers in the big nest know that, we didn’t wanna
cause any fuckin’ trouble?
Magistrate
Clagett:
And
that’s when you had your second vision.
Al: Yeah, the
cut throats and the pigs. But who wants
all that blood spilled, judge, huh?
Isn’t there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?
Magistrate
Clagett: (Does his shot) I want to get back to
the trial.
Al: Go
ahead. (We hear the door open & close, Al finishes his drink)
(Hardware
store)
Sol: How
do you ‘spose the trial’s goin’?
Seth: don’t know.
Sol: Should’ve
took him into the territory. Hang ‘em
here they’ll be openin’ a can of worms.
(The Reverend approaches) Guess
it’s all a can a worms.
Seth: Now you’re
talkin’?
Rev: Will you help
me with the body? (Seth looks up at him – quizzically)
(At the
trial – men are chattering among themselves…)
Dan: Good
talk?
Al: We’ll
see.
Dan: Mmm. You see that one? (Pointing down) Him, that one there in the middle?
Al: The curly
hair?
Dan: Yeah,
yeah. Told me the other night how bad
Hickok needed killin’. (Al raises his eyebrows) Yeah. Said Hickok insulted him in the street.
Al: Hope he’s
got a forceful personality.
Magistrate
Clagett: We’re back in session. This camp is part of no territory, state or nation. Stars and stripes may fly here soon, but
that day is not here yet. You of the
jury therefore are without the law upon which to decide this case. (Al
gives a thumbs up) And how then are you to decide it? You must rely on common custom. That McCall killed Hickok is not in
dispute. He says he was takin’ revenge
that Hickok murdered his brother. If
you believe what he says to be true, custom dictates, that you excuse him. The jury will now retire to the whore’s
rooms, and begin their deliberations. (We see Ellsworth below, he winks at Dan)
Al: You
suppose Ellsworth’s with us?
Dan: Oh yeah, four
square. (Jury gets up, the men all disperse)
Al: Open
the bar. Get the girls fucking. When the jury comes back.
Dan: Mmm, the
downstairs rooms is occupied.
Al: Upstairs
ain’t.
Dan:True. (Dan takes off)
(In the
forest)
Andy: Oh,
strike me dead. (Calamity Jane appears) I
apologize. Please, I hurt so much now.
Jane: (Approaches Andy) You’re one sick fuckin’ customer.
Andy: I
apologize.
Jane: Don’t apologize
to me. I don’t even fuckin’ know
ya! You want a drink a whiskey? And no lip’n the bottle but I got a pretty
steady pourin’ hand.
Andy: I apologize.
Jane: Accepted, open
your yap! Hey! Open up!
(he doesn’t) More for me anyhow.
Andy: I apologize.
Jane: Hey. My best friend died. The man I had my best friend feelin’ about
in the world. Took as he found you,
thought the best a you. Sweet to me!
Andy: I apologize.
Jane: Maybe you’d
rather have some water? I’ll go get
some from the creek. But if you don’t
stop ‘pologizin’, I’m not gonna give ya a goddamn drop. Alright, Mister? I’m comin’ back with some water.
Andy: I apologize.
Jane:
Shut the fuck
up!
(Alma’s
room, Trixie is braiding Sophia’s hair…)
Trixie: Look how pretty you are. Pretty
girl. (Alma looks out the window, she’s clutching her stomach) Are you
poorly? Crampy?
Alma: Yes.
Trixie: Does
laudanum help?
Alma: It used
to. It doesn’t anymore.
Trixie: Are
you afraid?
Alma: Yes.
Trixie: I
was awful afraid when I was stoppin’.
First I was afraid I was gonna die.
And then I was afraid I wouldn’t.
And then one day I woke up…free. (Alma
looks out the window again, then back)
Alma: I don’t know
why I didn’t think to put her in one of my camisoles.
Trixie: No,
but you look how pretty she looks in it.
Look at her. (Alma smiles)
(Bella
Union)
Eddie:
May I confide?
Cy: Certainly.
Eddie:
I’ve
never been laid in Nebraska.
Cy: We all of
us sometimes embellish.
Eddie: I
feel unburdened.
Cy: Happy to
help.
Eddie: What
did you send him to get?
Cy: If I
haven’t said yet, Eddie, you think askin’s gonna make me? (Joanie
comes down the stairs – all dressed up)
Look at the Lady.
Joanie: It’s quiet,
I thought I’d see Hickok buried.
Cy: Sure.
Joanie: Sure, what?
Cy: Sure, Joanie, go ahead. Or was your point you weren’t askin’ permission? (Joanie glares at Cy, turns & leave